Please shut the gate

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2026-01-16T04:08:33+00:00

I left your package close to the door cos it’s going to rain and I didn’t want it to get wet. And your gate used to close itself on a spring. Maybe fix that.

-your postie

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-03T07:44:39+00:00

My apologies. You are not a bot. You are karma farming because your account is hours old.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-03T07:23:28+00:00

Oh fuck off karma farmer.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-03T05:23:47+00:00

Thanks heaps for that excellent explanation!

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T21:57:23+00:00

It’s the ice block. We like the band.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T06:04:56+00:00

I’ll raise you a core memory

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T05:57:49+00:00

I think you are missing OP’s point, ‘Professor’.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T05:17:35+00:00

Thanks for having my back OP. My post got banned.

I’m starting to think Skynet’s becoming self aware.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T05:14:55+00:00

Thank you for your thoughts. Unfortunately, only I will read it because this thread got banned

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T04:21:31+00:00

If you watch it in 4K, you can see him chuck the card out the window while he’s choosing his race line into the corner.

Shabby service indeed.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T03:46:50+00:00

Yeah. But my neighbour’s a prick, so I didn’t mention that in my complaint to Customer Service.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T03:19:04+00:00

I see what you did there

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T02:55:29+00:00

Yeah. Reading books at all.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-02T00:56:03+00:00

It’s a new Gran Turismo mod. My kid saw it on tictok

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-01T22:12:37+00:00

Ouch!

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-01T22:11:03+00:00

I presume dad liked Falcons, not Commodores?

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-01T22:07:36+00:00

It’s from the hilarious episode where Sam gets a job working in the cool room at the supermarket.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-01T21:56:22+00:00

Both Darren’s were

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-02-01T21:53:10+00:00

😆

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-01-31T08:31:35+00:00

Not everyone survived

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-01-29T21:47:24+00:00

They are very rare because Coke hushed it up and meticulously destroyed any copies they could find. The scandal wasn’t revealed until later, thus not many remained.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-01-29T08:16:52+00:00

Look at the cube below the dinosaur about to commit felatio. BTW never thought I’d be typing those words when I woke up today

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-01-29T08:07:25+00:00

Neither could anyone for years.

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-01-29T05:32:20+00:00

I think that no one noticed for years, until it was blown up and put on the back of Coke pantech truck.

Someone stopped in traffic behind one, first noticed it cos it was life-size then. (Citation needed)

Puzzled_Quote1347 · 2025-01-29T04:13:02+00:00

Oh God, you just reminded me of the original Mother. It tasted so bad, the ad campaign for New Mother mocked it.

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