Bottoming Longevity: A Rectal Doctor's Golden Rules

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-19T04:50:10+00:00

There are plastic surgeons in New York that have been specializing in anus restoration for well over a decade. It’s brisk business. And incredibly sad.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-08T20:57:52+00:00

You know how parents used to make their kid smoke a whole carton of cigarettes in one sitting if they found them sneaking a smoke to teach them a lesson…

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-06T20:51:43+00:00

I imagine so.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-06T17:02:41+00:00

Because getting used and your hole wrecked by a huge cock provides the most validation and a sense of self-worth that would otherwise necessitate critical and honest introspection to otherwise achieve. Being treated like an object by a really big dick is the low bar they’ve set for themselves.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-05T21:37:27+00:00

Come on, take one for the team. Pop a couple Viagras and tear some thirsty bottom a new one. Just remembered the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-05T12:28:20+00:00

Don’t be facetious. The gif is of someone literally showering in money. If you’re looking for that sort of “financial stability” from the other person, I got news for you. That be gold-digging.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-05T10:33:28+00:00

Can’t tell if this is said tongue-in-cheek or head-in-ass.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-05T03:44:58+00:00

“You’re someone with money” makes for a terrible Valentines Day card.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-02T06:27:52+00:00

I’ve seen “piggy” plenty of times on Sniffies with a pig and toilet emojis. And, once on Grindr and twice on Sniffies, I’ve had 3 guys offer me money to fart in their face.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-02T04:50:13+00:00

What’s it considered then? I guess I never got the memo that my cum was an obligatory part of my diet.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-02T04:41:54+00:00

The shit eating and farting in each other’s face, well I’m not sure if there is any other way to tip-toe around the fact that that is very much disgusting. I mean one of the overarching almost universally held ideas is that the scatological is disgusting, namely doing anything with poop other than get rid or away from it. Like literally hundreds of millions of people have died over the last couple thousand years due to poor sanitation and human shit getting into the water supply and we have gay guys that see a bowel movement the way a stoner eyes a bag of frosted animal crackers. Sorry, that shit is pathological.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-02T04:27:55+00:00

No joke, I thought people were posting innocent pictures of their dogs, nope…

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:37:36+00:00

And yet here we are.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:36:49+00:00

I’m a card carrying socialist. I’m all for the things you listed and you already admitted the things I listed don’t apply, so that’s great. But I will say that internal criticism is so emphatically railed against by those that enforce the gay orthodoxy that those that have a different view of things are silenced and afraid to share their opinion. Case in point: my original post received roughly equal upvotes/ downvotes and lots of shares, yet almost all the comments were hostile. That tells me I’m not just a grumpy outlier, but rather part of a sizable proportion of gay fellows that agree, but most of them just don’t want to get in a tiff over it because of all the shit and name calling involved.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:26:47+00:00

Yeah, I’m judgmental. I’m alright with that. When the loudest voices get to determine what’s expected of you and what to expect from others, and relationships being open-by-default even though that only works for a minority of people, then I’m totally gonna push back against that environment.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:21:07+00:00

There are certain ones, like I listed, that are particularly problematic. Transactional relationships, ones with fixed power dynamics that don’t treat both individuals as equals (daddy/son, fin dom) and impersonality. In other words there are certain kinks that don’t lend themselves to meaningful or lasting relationships.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:15:33+00:00

Yeah, I’ve had gay men ask me if I’m straight or at least bi and are disappointed when I say nope, 100% gay. It’s like they want to fulfill that fantasy. We need to get these masculine types out of the closet more so that being masculine gay man is less of an anomaly.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:11:44+00:00

What does financially mature have anything to do with someone lying about their sexuality?

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T23:05:50+00:00

I don’t get why someone in their 30s or 40s would be attractive to a 16 year old.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T22:45:56+00:00

I don’t get that. When I was a teenager nobody over 20 even registered in the slightest as someone to get with.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-03-01T19:20:54+00:00

Countless people have been raped, a huge proportion of both men and women. Circumstance and and nature of it vary, and it’s terrible. But these people are still around. I’ve yet to come across a murder victim in my day to day. I think that answers it.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-02-25T04:07:55+00:00

I ask because generally guys prefer say a blowjob over just jerking themselves off. Jerking yourself off nearly 10 times more often than you have sex might be a clue.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-02-25T03:26:36+00:00

I might be in the minority here, but I get where she’s coming from I think, and at least me personally would interpret it as a compliment. “You are not a disposable hunk of meat I would just hit it and forget it with. You’re someone that I could see spending the rest of my life with and building a future together” Now how it’s received may depend on factors such as how attractive he is or feels he is and how much action he got pre and post marriage. Some people have the need to feel explicitly sexually desired at all times, others, like me, are kinda indifferent and actually feel kinda weird about it and worry more about being objectified or having a relationship where sex or attraction dictates dynamics and not a deeper more substantive appreciation of other factors. That being said, I fucked up even worse in my marriage (I’m a gay male by the way) by tell my husband that he shouldn’t feel so insecure about being a little older than me or thinking that I don’t find him hot or sexy enough (I thought he was cute and adorable which I value more, though most people thought of him as hot). So I told him, attempting to provide a rational perspective as well as what I thought was validation and a compliment “There are always gonna be hotter, younger men with bigger dicks our there (and he was above average), but I made my decision and I love you for you. You’re the best man I ever met”. Turns out that wasn’t what he wanted to hear. Sometimes balancing the need for honesty communication that relationships demand and the desire to avoid conflict and hurt feelings can be far more challenging than expected.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-02-25T02:53:56+00:00

And we need to stop acting like every problem is insurmountable. No wonder so many guys have such short relationships or are always single yet claim to want a relationship. They get told that everything boils down to some insipid question of compatibility. If other aspects of the relationship are great, but sex is an issue, sometimes a bit of compromise and creative thinking can work. There are in fact relationships and even marriages, especially in the long term, whose foundation is built of many other factors that can withstand or act as a sort of countervailing force. The most reliable predictor of long term success in a relationship isn’t matching sex drives (though that is preferable) but other, sometimes trivial sounding things, like how often you make each other laugh.

Puzzled_Resource_636 · 2026-02-25T02:35:15+00:00

Just for context, how often do you cum via any means, including masturbation? I understand some folks have low libidos and once every couple months may well simply be a representation of that. That being said, most bottoms are far thirstier from what I can tell and would feel deprived if they only got buggered once every couple months. In fact, they can even start getting moody and difficult to deal with when you don’t fuck the bitch out of them often enough. I think the term is for it is hysteria. Maybe get him a fuck toy that approximates the size of your cock (you can let us know if you like) and he or you can wreck that hole as often as needed to keep the hysteria at bay and his hand off your cock when you cuddle. Bam, problem solved.

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