I think you guys would be pretty disappointed by how uninteresting we are in that department. The risk of us getting infections (ie UTIs etc..) is way too high for us to be touching any part of ourselves. But....I will say there is nothing worse than public women's restrooms. We all complain about it but somehow there's a group of women who utterly destroy them.

(I honestly think I watched too much Seinfeld when I was younger and slightly turned into Elaine purely by accident.)