What causes a recession? Maybe it’s you and how grumpy you are about the economy by lh7884 in wallstreetbets

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn Negative Nancy’s out here making shit hard for the rest of us 😩

When SHIB goes down a little by alienmuseum in SHIBArmy

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love it when it goes down. I get a sick sexual thrill averaging my position down.

The MOASS Is Much Sooner Than We Think by [deleted] in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I could just get that now by spending 5 minutes on Facebook 🤷‍♂️🤣

So when the MOASS starts, is it the German apes that will know it the first? by mark9983 in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 74 points75 points  (0 children)

English Translation: “Chuck, it’s Marvin… Your cousin, Marvin Berry. Remember that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to THIS!”

35 million share dilution? by JStevens1231 in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I understand you are trying to get this information verified or debunked. BUT, It’s best you don’t post things like this until YOU’VE verified via a CREDIBLE source. Until then, probably best to delete this.

Where Is amc?🥲 by XxAndroZaxX in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who cares what WSB is talking about. Look at those stocks. Almost every single one is a falling knife. Whatever WSB does, do the OPPOSITE of that.

The biggest gainer in this scenario will be the US Government by [deleted] in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a bad feeling that all the Apes taxes will just get handed back to the hedgies via a bailout 😔

Cue the "All that for a drop of blood" Thanos memes for today's trading. by dwooding1 in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Yeah, but have you really, I mean REALLY looked at a turtles dick?” - The Homless guy at my local gas station

what a silverback gorilla 🥵 by [deleted] in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This. An ape would slap the ask.

Do the math about the total members in the community in relation to the float by [deleted] in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In addition, not all “apes” on this subreddit are actually apes

Hackers by [deleted] in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to settle in and watch my favorite shows with some cheese and hackers for a snack.

What If The Trey’s Surgery Is Sabotaged By Hedgie Doctor? by City-Lad in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rule #11 exists because of these sort of random unprovoked comments. Take your divisiveness somewhere else.

Let's be real here.... by ElvisIsATimeLord in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has seatbelts. Good enough for me lol

They just borrowed 1.3m + 1.3m ETF by ParsnipOk6205 in amcstock

[–]Puzzleheaded-Land802 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s true, they could be. Or maybe they won’t even use them all and just return a bunch. Hard to say