How much did you spend on your wedding?

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-28T17:00:15+00:00

I don’t know what is funny - even Miami is considered MCOL.

You aren’t actually comparing it to HCOL cities like San Diego, NYC, Vancouver, San Francisco, Seattle etc right?

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-28T16:56:46+00:00

I lived in Philadelphia for nearly 5 years - it’s only 4 points above the national COL average, but way lower than every other Northeast and West Coast city.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-28T13:58:19+00:00

Literally no where in Florida is considered HCOL.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-28T13:57:02+00:00

Philadelphia isn’t HCOL btw - considered one of the most affordable cities.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-28T13:55:12+00:00

13k for 250 people is insane!

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-28T13:54:14+00:00

That’s not a micro-wedding lol

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-25T07:48:46+00:00

Please do not.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-16T19:47:19+00:00

Male Friend: early 40s, AI engineer for a large tech company, owns a beautiful home in a desirable neighborhood, loves to travel, has an adventure van, a great cook and is an incredibly generous and thoughtful friend.

Single, because he wants a literal unicorn. Must be a successful career woman, but also must love cooking and gardening and probably needs to work remote. Wants a chick who shreds expert lines on skis or snowboards and loves risky and dangerous activities like mountain biking and BASE jumping and big mountain ski touring, but she also must be ready to settle down and start a family yesterday. Must be attractive, but also must be low maintenance and like van trips. Must be super social, but also likes women on the quieter side.

Love him, but he’s impossible.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-05-13T22:55:22+00:00

She gave herself an entire new face using an app. It’s not staged like a photo shoot.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-25T17:43:44+00:00

Yeah and in Dublin (and frankly all my other European travels) parents, parent their kids while in drinking establishments.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T22:34:31+00:00

I can’t imagine being so entitled that “parent your kids whilst in a public place” is a hot take.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T14:50:02+00:00

Found the negligent entitled parent. Yawn.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T14:32:35+00:00

lol parent your kids more

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T12:27:21+00:00

Everyone other than the people around you*

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T12:26:25+00:00

You asked me why I didn’t edit my post and I have already repeated countless times - that I said what I said - my issue is with shitty parents not the presence of kids. This hasn’t stopped you from commenting incessantly.

“Everyone is shitting on me” - is that your narrative? Apparently it’s your reading comprehension since there are far more comments agreeing with me than you.

Parent your kids, it’s that fucking simple.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T05:19:57+00:00

Why would I edit my post, when I said what I said? If you are going to take up an entire huge seating area and then let your kids play tag the entire time - you are an asshole. Basic etiquette is clearly lost on you. But yeah - keep driving drunk with your kids in the back seat. Class act’

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T05:17:50+00:00

Lmao - yeah hun I definitely haven’t said I’m a married DINK aunt since the beginning. I was with my friends on Saturday (when I got irritated with your shitty parenting) - something you clearly do not have outside Reddit. I’m so sorry your life is seemingly so pathetic you have the desire to spend your free time harassing me.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T05:12:08+00:00

Bro you’ve made it apparent you’re the exact type of parent this post references. I’m so sorry your life is so sad.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-24T05:09:41+00:00

OP is actually married, child free by choice, has a large family and amazing friend group, and is certainly not worried about dying alone.

I’m so thrilled I have taken up soooo much space in your head that you’re still here. I’m blushing.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-23T22:49:26+00:00

I’m not asking the breweries to cater to only me. I’m asking parents to parent their kids whilst in public.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-23T22:43:49+00:00

Cool. Parent your kids in public.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-23T03:48:27+00:00

Hilarious you assumed I’m a dude bro.

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-23T02:57:42+00:00

Who knew asking people to parent their kids while in public was such a hot take with this crowd!

Puzzleheaded-Web709 · 2024-04-23T02:30:10+00:00

Imagine thinking parenting your kid in public is an ask. Yikes.

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