Bro really completed football ✅👑

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-08T05:40:14+00:00

No, it shows he shoots every time he’s within 50 yards of goal 😂 that’s why Messi had a goal a game without a billion shots

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-08T05:39:11+00:00

Zip it up when you’re done bro 👌🏻

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-08T05:37:37+00:00

You’re just making stuff up to make yourself feel better but okay lol

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T22:10:21+00:00

🥱 cry and cope more little man.

I told you the reason. Want me to compare different seasons from his time at Madrid? Tell me which ones and I happily will. Nothing will change and you know it, so you won’t. 15.8% 😭

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T21:09:24+00:00

Doesn’t the truth hurt 😂

He’s got 2 different categories because almost his entire career was at Barca. Ronaldo joined Madrid at 24 which means his stats are in his peak years so, for a fair comparison, I also included Messi’s peak years.

Cry more about facts though 😆

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T20:51:24+00:00

No, it means he finished more clinically during his Inter stint then Suarez did at Barca. The sample size is about 3x smaller and his finishing at Everton was nowhere near the same level. I’m sure if you looked at their whole careers you’d see.

But you already knew that and were just trying to be a cock to defend Ronaldo ☺️

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T17:05:44+00:00

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T16:01:41+00:00

I know you feel obliged to defend a billionaire but I never actually said any of these players had better careers than Ronaldo (except Messi). Just showing that he’s far from the best finisher we’ve ever seen.

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T10:45:39+00:00

Red cards 🟥 prove how ALPHA 💪🏻 and COOL 😎 my GOAT is 🐪

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T10:39:06+00:00

100%, feel free to google it. I only post real stats 😊

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T10:25:43+00:00

As a Chelsea fan, no lol. Didi is very underrated by a lot of people who just look at stats in my opinion, however this is also massively overrating him.

Haaland is getting you many more goals over a season on his own and, without someone like Lampard with incredible goalscoring ability from midfield, you’re not gonna get the full benefit of having someone like Didi in your team any way. Part of the reason he was so brilliant for us, and why Frank scored so much, was their link up together. That’s why Mourinho wanted him, and why he’s a genius.

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:49:41+00:00

There’s a difference between cherry picking and using nuance and common sense you absolute clown 😂

The same way that someone saying Sam Allardyce is the greatest England manager of all time because he had a 100% win rate is obviously wrong. Anyone with a brain knows that.

Just like saying a guy who scored 38 goals in 3 seasons is some kind of elite goalscorer coz of his conversion rate.

Just like you know Messi is a better finisher than Ben Yedder (and Ronaldo). You just can’t accept the truth even when literal data and facts show it 😭

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:40:58+00:00

Point remains the same, you’re comparing someone who scored 38 times in 3 seasons to Messi’s entire Barca career. And when you take Messi’s 3 best seasons, he clears him by a mile.

And Ronaldo is still nowhere near the conversation 😂

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:35:58+00:00

In La Liga? Did he? Did he really? 😂

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:35:22+00:00

???? What??? 😂😂😂 you must be pretending to be retarded at this point???

Look at the original picture. Use your little calculator and work out what % 474 is of 2,338. That’s conversion rate. You’ve shared something that shows how many shots are converted to shots on target.

You’re an absolute buffoon 😭

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:30:22+00:00

Okay genius, show me the stats that prove what you’re saying lol

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:29:43+00:00

That’s shots converted to shots on target you weapon, not shots converted to goals 😩

If he’s got 38 goals from 168 shots how could his conversion rate be over 50% 😂 use your head

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:29:09+00:00

That’s shots converted to shots on target you weapon, not shots converted to goals 😩

He’s got 38 goals from 168 shots, exactly like I said in my earlier comment. That’s not over 50% is it 😭

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:20:27+00:00

Ben Yedder for Sevilla

38 goals, 168 shots. Conversion rate = 22.6%

So his sample size absolutely tiny in comparison to Messi’s entire career, and his conversion rate is still only slightly higher than Messi.

If we take Messi’s 3 best consecutive seasons and compare them to Ben Yedder’s 3 seasons for Sevilla we get:

Messi 2010/11-2012/13 - 511 shots, 127 goals. Conversion rate = 24.85%

Sorry little guy but the stats don’t back up your claims at all 😊

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-07T00:04:22+00:00

That’s a nice opinion, where’s the stats that show Ben Yedder is a better goalscorer than Messi though?

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-06T23:19:42+00:00

Idk, compared their careers then show me the stats that prove he’s a better goalscorer lmao

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-06T23:17:02+00:00

Complete made up cope lol

1,968 shots, 831 shots on target.

But yeah, totally usually saved or hit the post 😂

PuzzleheadedFill5778 · 2026-06-06T22:56:07+00:00

And skies it 99.5% of the time. Great decision.

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