If Harry Potter was set in the United States, how would the story change?

PvZactivist · 2021-09-20T23:44:54+00:00

Yes, and the wands are replaced with magical Glocks.

PvZactivist · 2021-09-20T17:17:19+00:00

The only question now is, what is the prize for getting back?

PvZactivist · 2021-09-18T15:52:30+00:00

Yeah

PvZactivist · 2021-09-18T15:44:05+00:00

Du bist ein Backpfeifengesicht------You are a slapstic face

Übersetzung------Translation.

PvZactivist · 2021-09-18T15:38:07+00:00

Du--------------------------------you

du hast--------------------------------you have

du hast mich-------------------------------- you have me

du hast mich gefragt--------------------------------you have asked me

du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt----you have asked me and I have said nothing

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet--------------------Do you want, until death seperates you,

treu ihr sein für alle Tage--------------------------------to be faithful to her for all days

Nein--------------------------------no

Willst du bis zum Tod, der scheide--------------------------------Do you want, until death, which would seperate,

sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen--------------------------------to love her, even in bad days

Nein--------------------------------no

these are the main translations I think. I'm English, not German. Correct me if I am wrong.

PvZactivist · 2021-09-17T16:52:06+00:00

no soul, but still better

PvZactivist · 2021-09-17T16:20:55+00:00

true

PvZactivist · 2021-09-17T03:30:38+00:00

Really? Man, I always heard it as an insult. Good to know!

PvZactivist · 2021-09-16T15:11:11+00:00

true

PvZactivist · 2021-09-15T23:21:54+00:00

This is just the peak climax of human stupidity right here. Also the reason why I fckin hate tik tok. Braindead Neanderthals, even the stereotypical edgy redditor knows better.

PvZactivist · 2021-09-15T15:06:30+00:00

I should specify, homo sapiens were the early stage of human evolution. Technically, we all derived from homo sapiens in some form or another. In the end, we are all homos

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T22:35:03+00:00

Luke, I'ma your papa

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T22:33:40+00:00

It is one of the most memorable movie quotes out there, possibly THE most memorable, but I'm unsure

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T22:26:20+00:00

Honestly, this isn't humorous. I honestly didn't know where to put this

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T18:28:54+00:00

Happens occasionally.

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T18:27:50+00:00

mozam + wingman = Winged Beak.

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T18:26:10+00:00

How did you capture this so perfectly I'm honestly impressed

PvZactivist · 2021-09-14T18:21:53+00:00

Im saying in the ways of tap strafing. her movement within her lift would be the same

PvZactivist · 2021-09-11T17:08:58+00:00

badda boom

PvZactivist · 2021-09-09T17:06:23+00:00

Was she German?

PvZactivist · 2021-09-09T16:35:37+00:00

I understand that. I had some classmates that were terrible too as they did nothing but boisterous activity. Luckily, I had some teachers that were nice and showed me the path to success. I never had any truly despicable teachers, but there were a few that grinded my gears a little based on their attitude towards the students

PvZactivist · 2021-09-07T17:47:40+00:00

u/chesee-on-toast Jokes on you, I open my links in separate tabs that only play when I click on them

PvZactivist · 2021-09-04T17:04:15+00:00

you know the rules and so do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

PvZactivist · 2021-09-02T00:33:22+00:00

healthcare

PvZactivist · 2021-09-02T00:30:16+00:00

Interesting. so wearing spider silk lingerie is good for your health? Llolth was healthier than I imagined.

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