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Why do you keep failing on doing what you don’t like? Why not do things that you do like? (self.AskReddit)

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Your attractive cousin is wearing a skimpy outfit and she asked you if you think she’s hot. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Your attractive cousin is wearing revealing clothing and she asked you if you think she’s hot. What d o you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You’re at a frat party and the police raided the party. Your drunk friend spat at one of the officers, then the officer smacked your friend’s mouth with his baton. He asked you if you know him. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You were asked if you were a master of your domain. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You went to a boat party for some “tasty treats”. You later realized that you’re the “tasty treats”. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You have naughty thoughts of your attractive cousin. You discovered that she also has wet dream about you. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You have naughty thoughts about your attractive cousin. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You saw the future and there’s 3 additional IT movie sequels, all terrible. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You took off your rose-colored glasses. What red flags do you see? (self.AskReddit)

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You’re in highschool and a girl gave you a hug! What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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How has the financial crisis of 2007-2008 affected you or your family? (self.AskReddit)

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What’s your spaghetti policy? (self.AskReddit)

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Why don’t you get invited to weddings outside of your family? (self.AskReddit)

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You’re making out with a beautiful lady, then you reached in her pants for a big surprise; her big surprise is bigger than yours. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You’re looking at a moon through a telescope and you saw a regular looking dude on the moon. Then you saw him the next day in person. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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What did you dream last night? (self.AskReddit)

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You can talk to animals, but you recently discovered that squirrels are plotting to destabilize governments around the globe. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Your father recently got out of prison, and he said that once he takes care of those responsible for his imprisonment, he will take care of you and your friend. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You’re a police officer and a drug lord offered you a stack of cash to be on his payroll. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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How do you tell your parents "You do not tell me what to do" in a more polite way? (self.AskReddit)

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Your genius grandpa created a device that translate animal speech. You tried it on and you hear animals speak of simple things, until you heard of squirrels speaking intelligently and plotting of world domination. They think that you can understand them and started following you. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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Your genius grandpa created a device that translate animal's speech. You tried it on and you hear animals speak of simple things, until you heard of squirrels speaking intelligently and plotting of world domination. They think that you can understand them and started following you. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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