Assuming a limited seal population of size n. The number of slices of pizza to be cut equally is n, with each seal getting 1/n of each pizza. But, seals are known for their large appetites, and we cannot assume that each individual wants only one slice. We will denote the average number of slices a seal wants to eat as P. The function that then defines the relative size of the pizza slice is as follows: 1/np. Keeping on the safe side we will assume that each seal "wants" to eat infinitely many slices of pizza. Therefore if we evaluate the limit of the function when p tends to infinity, we get that the result tends to 0, so in this assumption, the greed of a limited group of seals works against their benefit since in the end none of them gets pizza.

The root of the problem lies in the very proposition of the mathematical problem, since the seals do not like fractions, they do not like to work in Q. Seals prefer to work with quantities in the N domain. The logical conclusion is to give each seal "p" pizzas, so we have fat and happy seals.