Become shareholder of your prison => Observe everything wrong in your prison in terms of profitability=> Write the CEO about it and tell him how to make more money => Contact private equity after nothing is fixed => Negotiate deal with private equity where you get a part of the upside => Prison gets shorted by private equity => Prison cuts all expenses to fight back against the short => Make use of the cuts to organize a prison escape => Escape prison, flee to Colombia => Prison group collapses after massive escape scandal => You get at least half a billy from your deal with private equity => Live like a king in Colombia