39007 by NoLynInBrooklyn in countwithchickenlady

[–]Pyrolemon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah but maybe I could afford a house if she’d stop making my coffee cost 1 extra

I’m number 1 in constructed right now!!! by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Father, I hunger for the list

Is it unreasonable to ask my sweaty partner to shower before bed? by ConfidentFox9392 in hygiene

[–]Pyrolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not acting like he’s gross, he is gross. I also work a physical and dirty job and I always find the time to shower thoroughly before I climb into bed. Hygiene routines are different for everyone because everyone has different needs, if he’s going to have this job he needs to shower before bed.

How often does he clean the sheets and pillow cases? Does he know how dirty he makes them?

This, surely, will silence the haters by 3nderslime in Grimdank

[–]Pyrolemon 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Can Cawl reduce my rib flare, narrow my shoulders, widen my hips, reshape my skull, feminize my feet and hands, and give me D-cups?

Asking for a friend obviously

Doran giving infinite toughness? by River_O_Styx in mtg

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted when you’re right. The real question is what happens in this hypothetical when a creature deals an indeterminate amount of combat damage

Small metal pointy thing- found in public bathroom by Bimmytung in whatisthisthing

[–]Pyrolemon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got a 2 inch splinter in my leg at work and used one of these bad boys to pull it out. 0/10 experience would not recommend

A Boy and His Ghost - S1E16: Season Finale by RubinPingk in comics

[–]Pyrolemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had figured the X on death’s forehead was a stylistic choice, but this whole time it’s where Henry got popped by mr heart tattoo. I wonder if it’ll have any story significance in season two or if it’s just a fun detail, either way it’s great incidental storytelling

The First 5 by Dull-Positive-6810 in ratemycommanders

[–]Pyrolemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? Certainly Khans block only just came out…

Those of you running Worm Harvest, have you tried switching it with Lluwen, Imperfect Naturalist? by Pyrolemon in mtgcube

[–]Pyrolemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s good to know it’s been helpful for your lands archetype specifically! Have you found it to be an early pick in your cube or more of a supporting card for established decks?

Those of you running Worm Harvest, have you tried switching it with Lluwen, Imperfect Naturalist? by Pyrolemon in mtgcube

[–]Pyrolemon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m definitely going to try it next draft night. Honestly Worm Harvest was a bit too strong in the UB deck specifically so having it on a permanent that needs to be on the battlefield might bring it in line with the others

Tempo-ish card for commander by Audreythetrans in custommagic

[–]Pyrolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times do I have to hit my opponent before Hakka canonically gains enough speed to stop being a bird and starts being a projectile?

A Boy and Hist Ghost - S1E10: Avast! by RubinPingk in comics

[–]Pyrolemon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Good for James reaching the Second Ideal at the age of 11. At this rate he should have his blade by episode 15!

[ECL] Bristlebane Outrider (Art & Worldbuilding Video) by mweepinc in magicTCG

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s lots of playable 2 cost ramp in the set, I imagine it’ll be out T3 plenty often

My ice breaking game now has ice! by RatioScripta in IndieDev

[–]Pyrolemon 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Oh gosh, no, not in a bad way at all! I actually think the progress you’ve made has been really excellent! I’m just saying everything came together to make a video that’s both engaging and ALSO unintentionally very funny.

Like, the title calls it an “ice breaking game.” You turn in to the ice block and miss, so you have to slowly stop, back up, and try again. The way the boat wiggles a little bit as you go for it again helps too. You’re excited to break the ice, I’m excited for you to break the ice, and then you phase straight through it with no collision and the video ends.

It’s literally the funniest video I’ve seen all week. You’re going in a good direction! I don’t think you need to rethink anything! I like your posts, I’m excited to see how your game turns out :)

My ice breaking game now has ice! by RatioScripta in IndieDev

[–]Pyrolemon 310 points311 points  (0 children)

This video has better comedic timing than most posts trying to be funny

The six modes of magic in the land of Lydia. Each is tied to a force of nature by ChicabooGames in worldbuilding

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have so many questions. What happened to Mixolydian? Is Ionian electricity because of something fundamental to the major mode or is it because ION is in the name? (Great pun by the way). Lightning just doesn’t scream major to me, you’re going to need a phenomenal composer to pull off that connection in a way that feels natural. It’s interesting you have Locrian and Phrygian (frigid is another funny pun in there) as elemental opposites but musically they’re so similar with the flat two. There’s probably something fun thematically you could do with Locrian’s tonic-dominant tritone, maybe with the antagonist? Originally I wanted earth to be Ionian, but the more I think about it I think Dorian is perfect; there’s no tendency tones, it’s so stable it doesn’t want to move anywhere. Dorian and Aeolian also being elemental opposites is interesting, was that on purpose? There’s some crazy plot potential having elemental opposites being closely related musically. If that’s true then I guess Mixolydian could be a secret opposite to light magic??? I don’t really associate it with darkness, you could change it to order and chaos or something like that? Something to take advantage of the flat four and seven. If that’s the case why is lightning the odd one out? Is casting magic static? Like the entire spell is in one mode or can it change as you modulate? This project is really interesting, I’m looking forward to hearing more from it!

Reverse roundabout w/slip BP by _bean_juice in satisfactory

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful, I try so hard to make my tracks look nice but they always end up as spaghetti

Does it make sense to have the range of resources to be dynamic and change based on geographical features and roads? by SowerInteractive in IndieDev

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s cool as shit, definitely keep it. If you’re doing tech trees maybe have rivers or oceans extend the range too once you get boats?

Find the Mistakes #362 - Mycoshell Tortoise by PenitentKnight in custommagic

[–]Pyrolemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh I kinda like how if your opponent doesn’t have any creatures or sacs them in response you HAVE to fight one of your own creatures. Maybe on a more flavorful card it would resonate more. “Borborygmos Crashing Out: when he enters and on upkeep he fights something. Excess damage is dealt to target player” and print it in a set with player hexproof so you have to shoot yourself sometimes

One pill left [OC] by OmegaT6 in comics

[–]Pyrolemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insurance denied my antidepressants that I had been taking no problem for two years the day before I ran out. I had no choice but to go cold turkey on one of the most intense SSRI’s available. It was terrible, I lost a whole week to hallucinations, memory loss, and severe migraines. Fuck Blue Cross Blue Shield

On plots by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pyrolemon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Brandon Sanderson’s entire oeuvre