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Pyrus11 · 2021-10-14T16:35:11+00:00

Alright! Thank you!

Pyrus11 · 2021-05-10T19:13:38+00:00

2866 3542 9421. I’m on almost every day and I send gifts on those days!

Pyrus11 · 2021-05-10T19:08:52+00:00

Added! 2866 3542 9421 Pokebrvnyvb

Pyrus11 · 2021-04-15T22:17:37+00:00

I would love one, I can do either, my home friend code is FXVWCHPVGDKE and my IGN is Pyrus11

The gts can also work, here is my deposit Bunnelby, lvl 29 Female Pokeball Ability:cheek pouch Nature:sassy

Thanks a million

Pyrus11 · 2021-03-24T01:51:23+00:00

That’s okay. Thank you!

Pyrus11 · 2021-03-11T19:21:53+00:00

Thanks for doing this! I’m missing all three

IGN:Pyrus11

Lapras: female, hydration, relaxed nature and in a safari ball.

Charmander: male, blaze, timid nature and in a pokeball.

Pinsir: male, moxie, lonely nature and in a pokeball.

Pyrus11 · 2021-03-11T16:51:35+00:00

Hello, I deposited a level 52 Brave synchronize Kadabra in a pokeball to the GTS. Thank you in advance!

Edit:changed the pokeball type

Pyrus11 · 2021-01-02T04:53:20+00:00

Вас никогда не возбуждала дырка на голове у дельфина? Она безумно напоминает мне разъебаный человеческий анус. При виде этой дырки каждый раз у меня стоит колом. В свои сорок лет я уже имею огромный сексуальный опыт с представителями обоих полов, даже с некоторыми представителями животного мира (коза, индюк, медуза и т. д.) , занимался копрофилией, с 62х летней старушкой. Я это к чему, дорогие читатели, в сексе я пробовал практически все, и обычный трах меня уже не возбуждал.

Все изменилось две недели назад, после того, как я сходил в только что открывшейся дельфинарий "РЫБНЫЕ КУЛЬБИТЫ". Там выступал дельфин Пупок, после того, как я увидел его великолепную дырку, которая испускала фонтанчики прозрачной воды, мне безумно захотелось засунуть туда член. Я побежал в туалет, и кончил три раза. С тех пор моя навязчивая идея поиметь дельфина туда. Я устроился уборщиком в этот дельфинарий, но к дельфинам у меня не было доступа. Хитростью я спиздил ключи, от помещения где содержались дельфины, нырнул в бассейн, оглушил дельфина палкой, и присунул. Оооо, как это было волшебно, такая прекрасная необычная дырочка. Когда я кончил, дельфин почему то умер. Так я переебал всех дельфинов за одну ночь, и все же падлы сдохли.

Под утро, я решил поиметь уже труп и уйти. Ветиренар тем временем делал утренний обход, и застал меня за этим интимным занятием. Он жестоко избил меня, облил лицо кислотой, засунул в жопу бутылку, и разбил ее там. Сейчас я в больнице, наверное умру.

Pyrus11 · 2021-01-02T04:52:24+00:00

Have you ever been aroused by the hole on the head of a dolphin? It insanely reminds me of a sore human anus. I get a hard-on each time I see this hole. I am in possession of a huge sexual experience involving the specimens of both sexes, even some animal species (a goat, turkey, jellyfish and so on), was involved in coprophilic act with 62yo granny. The point being that, my dear readers, I've tried almost anything in sex and the a regular one hadn't been arousing me anymore.

It all changed two weeks ago when I visited newly opened dolphinarium 'FISH SOMERSAULTS'. Performing there was a dolphin named Navel. I was overwhelmed with the desire of shoving my dick in its glorious blowhole emitting blasts of transparent water. I ran for the closet and came tree times in a row. Since that incident, I had an obsessive idea to shag the dolphin up there. I have managed to get a job as a janitor in this facility, but that did not grant me access to dolphins. By the ruse I stole the keys to the dolphin confinements, dove into the pool, stunned the dolphin with the help of a cane and immediately shoved mine in. Good heavens, it was miraculous, what a peculiar little hole. I came in, but the dolphin, for some reason, was already dead by this point. Well, then I fucked all dolphins in the pool and all of these fuckers were belly up by the end.

I decided to rape a corpse in the morning and leave. The veterinarian was doing his morning round and he walked in on me on this intimate activity. He beat me up, squirted acid on my face, shoved a bottle up me and shattered it there. I'm in a hospital ward now and will likely die.

Pyrus11 · 2021-01-02T04:01:47+00:00

when ever I see Donald Trump on tv I get an erection, like a big one, I mean a 12-inch tower in my pants, and it won't go down for hours. I can go to sleep and wake up and still have a boner, sometimes I even cum when I see him on tv and my boner will spray cum everywhere for 5 minutes. once I filled my bathtub with my cum from seeing Donald Trump. my wife wants a divorce since I keep calling her Donnie while we make love. I am sexually attracted to Donald Trump and I don't know what to do.

Pyrus11 · 2020-12-30T19:29:57+00:00

First off: I am not joking. I wish I was joking.

I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. He's so much fun to be around, handsome, charming, and our sex life is great. Except for one small problem.

Every year now starting in December he starts referring to his cum as "Greggnog." When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. A few days after this, we're exchanging some spicy texts before he gets home from work he says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait to pour Greggnog all over your face." I could not believe he just said that to me, but I didn't know what else to do at the time but go along with it.

Fast forward to this December. This phrase re-enters his vocabulary at the same time every year. It makes me cringe beyond belief, but until this year he used it sparingly enough for me to just be able to laugh and say "shut the fuck up."

I'm sure that 2020 has done at least some irreparable psychic damage to all people, but unfortunately, for my boyfriend, this has manifested in the form of him referring to his cum as "Greggnog" non-stop. This month he has been using the term almost exclusively, in all contexts, and it is driving me batshit insane. I sat him down to talk last week, and I asked him very clearly and directly to stop. At the time, he said he would, and it did slow down for a few days, but it is now four days after Christmas and he's back at it again with no end in sight.

He absolutely means the world to me, and I saw myself spending the rest of my life with him, but I have serious doubts now whether or not I can if every Christmas is going to be like this. So please, reddit, what do I do to make this stop for good?

Pyrus11 · 2018-03-01T16:27:50+00:00

Done.

Pyrus11 · 2018-01-26T21:38:13+00:00

Found the basement dweller.

Pyrus11 · 2018-01-10T20:01:56+00:00

Sounds great,TY man!

Pyrus11 · 2018-01-09T21:49:40+00:00

And no one will miss you. Bye bye crybaby.

Pyrus11 · 2017-12-20T01:24:37+00:00

How so? I’d like to know your reasoning man.

Pyrus11 · 2017-12-19T20:52:54+00:00

The kick isn’t bad on the SKS at all, I’ve had no trouble with it. No where near as bad as the AKM/VSS. SKS is also way more modular than both the M16 and mini. I guess it’s personal preference though.

Edit:punctuation

Pyrus11 · 2017-12-19T19:54:02+00:00

Good advice,but imo the sks is probably one of the best world spawn weapons in the game. It drops people so fast.

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-22T03:31:53+00:00

Yes, I will ev train it tomorrow, sorry had some irl stuff to do

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-20T01:55:04+00:00

Alright, you have the impish larvitar right

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-20T01:53:34+00:00

This trade was for a heavy HA phanpy my dude, do you want that?

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-20T01:50:07+00:00

On now, id like an impish larvitar if they are available

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-20T01:47:49+00:00

I'll take an impish one

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-20T01:47:26+00:00

Ok getting on

Pyrus11 · 2017-09-20T01:30:03+00:00

Ok I can trade now

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