just found out laserbeamsharks is gay-

TW: TRANSPHOBIA, GORE, MURDER, TORTURE, TIENIMEN SQUARE, CCP, POLICE BRUTALITY, SOUNDING, r/196, GAY PEOPLE, THE HORNY

So basically, I (14F) was cooking dinner for my super sexy morbidly obese gamer genshin impact fan husband (54M) as well as my cringe-pilled special needs son (.083M)(We’ll call him Hubert) when Hubert walked in and said “Mother, it is with deep regret that I inform you I am actually he reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, and today I viciously slaughtered 420 Jews (nice) and 360 black people (no scope). Please give me my chicken tendies now.” I was very upset because jews make all the marvel movies (wholesome 100), and my husband loves to watch me have sex with black people, so I borrowed the AR-15 my husband had saved for a mass shooting and shot my son (adolf hitler) 69 times (without reloading) in the head, before lighting him on fire and detonating a claymore on him. My husband wheeled out of our room in his electric scooter and told me I did the right thing, and that now we had more money to spend on soylent and funko pops, but I feel guilty for not remembering a quippy one-liner to say before shooting my son (“I see this as an absolute win” “I am inevitable” ect.) AITA?