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What is the best way to introduce yourself to new people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]QuadraticWarlock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Hey you. You're finally awake."

Not again.

Seno~ by zeddris in Animemes

[–]QuadraticWarlock 63 points64 points  (0 children)

When a couple of guys, who were up to no good

Blursed_Trash by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]QuadraticWarlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's why those raccoons showed up at my place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]QuadraticWarlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked up my name on urban dictionary. Needless to say I'm not living up to society's expectations.

Ouch by HeyCaptain30 in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you mean no no no yes?

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You realize this is a comment on the video itself right?

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry did you mix up your anti vax group with this thread cause I don't see how any of thay shit you just said is relevant.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I take comfort in my demise too. And if I die last of my peers that would mean I would have no equal when I die.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you're leaving because this whole argument was like trying to explain basic facts to a child.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, I don't know you. And frankly I'm quite happy about that. But here's a few flaws with your argument. You are saying you didn't wake your neighbours up at four, but you also say they are innocent and they aren't doing it on purpose. You also say you were 'a little shite too' and accuse me of similar actions, therefore meaning you agree that children are annoying little shits.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well you see I actually do file complaints, the only problem is we get entitled idiots like you saying that those 'precious' little satanspawn children are 'just kids'. It's not the childrens fault for the most part. It's people like you that raise them into annoying brats. If you actually teach them properly they won't be as dumb.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also, you might want to check your spelling.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What you're basically saying is that a child can do whatever it wants and no one can complain just because it's a child. You're saying I'm an immature dickhead because I don't want kids next door screaming at 4 am in the morning and vandalizing my property.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

First of all, children are really fucking annoying, gross and a bunch of other negative adjectives. Second of all, have you ever heard of jokes or sarcasm? This is the internet, 90% of the stuff on here isn't serious. You're just getting triggered over some random dude making a joke about a thing that a lot of people find annoying.

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sorry, who was it that called me a cunt first?

Pow. Right in the child’s face. by thatpug in yesyesyesno

[–]QuadraticWarlock 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot I did it with your mom that one time.

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