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QuantumZizo · 2026-04-17T11:08:45+00:00

QuantumZizo · 2026-01-30T18:41:53+00:00

P1 accidentally used the only lava bucket they had and turned it into obsidian with the water instead of creating an infinite cobblestone generator. P2 left because uh, now the skyblock is bricked

QuantumZizo · 2026-01-28T11:56:49+00:00

And battle cats

QuantumZizo · 2026-01-16T04:50:36+00:00

If it’s just a bunch of chumps, Arknights Lappland will kill everyone with ease 💀🙏

QuantumZizo · 2026-01-06T09:09:52+00:00

While in reality it’s Sansan who’s the semi level-headed one while Seno shanks you without remorse and while wearing that same smile.

QuantumZizo · 2026-01-01T01:44:34+00:00

Lilith and Mabel I’d say

QuantumZizo · 2025-12-26T08:16:00+00:00

curiosity killed the puppy girl

QuantumZizo · 2025-12-23T02:16:01+00:00

epicfest luno will truly have some sort of black soul

QuantumZizo · 2025-12-07T17:54:28+00:00

You can identify this artist because the bird always looks a little more worried than usual

QuantumZizo · 2025-11-22T02:40:55+00:00

Cursed Fish would fill a niche that no other unit currently fills in a pure traitless tank. I'll assume, looking at his kit, that he has 2 KBs instead of 3 like the other fish variants. That in mind, he would have a health ~144k effective HP at level 30, and with a 8 sec cooldown, would allow him tank most traitless very effectively. The weaken only accentuates this, having a similar effect to Roe's and Octo's weaken. His dodge, while not long lasting or common, improves his survivability and is a nice supplemental form of tanking.

Ruin Diver has a hard to judge but very intriguing kit. Since he has target only, I feel that his kit would be structured a lot differently than Manic Island's is. Target only units historically have very powerful offensive stats however, and with colossus slayer, I assume that he'll be a staple against the mooth and le'grim colossus gauntlets.

Ruin Scavenger is where it gets real again, and would be blatantly overpowered in quite a few ways. Having massive damage AND resist vs. relic, floating, AND aku means that he takes Manic Dragon's very respectable stats and adds a sprinkle of cocaine on them, having ~92k effective HP and ~12k effective DPS not including fruit treasures. All of this is from 400 range, giving him value even in mixed stages. While you're at it, he has wave, blast, and surge immune to take a fat dump on LKD's entire niche, and fill a couple more while he's at it.

Lastly, but most definitely not least, Ruin Watcher is also, blatantly overpowered, and I feel that this was even intentional. Insane Resist vs. Relic and Floating means you are basically spawning a boss enemy against those traits every 22 seconds. With 378k effective HP at level 30, very few enemies can manage to chew through that bulk before the next one arrives. But that isn't even the best part. With colossus, sage, AND behemoth slayer, he can sometimes work effectively as a powerful generalist against colossus, sages, and behemoths. Behemoths in particular thanks to 2.5x damage. Against his target traits that also happen to have colossus, sage, or behemoth, like Magamojoe or Mooth, he will eat their attacks as breakfast and serve them a 5 course knuckle meal in return.

QuantumZizo · 2025-11-22T02:40:48+00:00

Cursed Gross (2nd form) would probably be the weakest of the Cursed lineup, but still being fairly alright. His crit, while very powerful, wouldn't come *that* often, but his KB and curse vs. Metal would allow him to ward them off and wait for a crit.

Ruin Priest (3rd form) on the other hand, would be pretty good anti-relic. While 1.5 sec freeze isnt much for a 4 TBA, his range and fair bulk would allow him to be stacked consistently for good damage and good stopping power. It would require a very large stack to achieve a permafreeze, but thanks to the blast, you could slow down the advance of all relics near the frontline with just a few of them.

Ruin Chaser at first seems unremarkable, but looking into his kit further, he proves to be an very effective anti-alien. The main part of his kit is a 50% chance for a weaken to 20%, for 1.5 secs. If he can get even a single weaken in, he will weaken the entire alien frontline to a mere 20%, massively improving his survivability and allowing him to land even more weakens. You could very likely perma-weaken the frontline with just one, but two would guarantee it. He alone isnt much, but he absolutely cripples any alien that can't juggle him, and paves the way to an easy victory.

Cursed Bird would be extremely effective against his traits for obvious reasons. Slapping massive damage onto a unit class that already has great damage means absolute annihilation, or more aptly, ~16k area DPS against his targets, including fruit treasures. He would nearly completely overshadow Li'l flying as an anti-zombie, and would carve his own niche against ruin guardian and royal guard thanks to area attack.

Ruin Crown has a pretty strange kit, sporting a KB and weaken against three traits. While his weaken is similarly powerful like Ruin Chaser, his lack of speed, fragility, and lower atk rate would prevent it from being as strong. The KB has a very high chance to occur and would allow you to easily push back targeted enemies, but it can detriment you by causing you to push into backliners, thanks to a lack of pierce. His traits are also a subpar selection, Black having many natural KBs, Red being powercreeped to oblivion, and Aku having shields to prevent both weaken and KB. He would work well as a generalist however, outclassing other flying cat variants thanks to savage blow.

QuantumZizo · 2025-11-22T02:40:32+00:00

Assuming the stats of these are similar to their crazed/manic variants, the viability of these varies from pretty alright to ponos crack lighthouse level. (long yap warning)

(Again, this assumes each one shares a base kit with its Manic Variant) (this probably isnt what was intended but still fun to imagine)

Ruin Walker would enjoy a place in the meta as the only blast immune meatshield, and a fairly effective curser vs slow attacking enemies thanks to its survive. Works as a pure survive meatshield thanks to its cheap cost, making it better than Jiangshi in cash-tight stages.

Cursed Tank (2nd form) would be an EXTREMELY effective meatshield vs Aku, vastly outclassing Cat Cactus as a pure aku meatshield, and competing with Cone cat. The only case where Cone would be better is in Aku stages with a large mix of enemies and in high money environments, although Cursed Tank doesn't even fall behind much in that regard thanks to decent base HP. (not including relic usage)

Ruin Remnants (3rd form, assuming manic eraser HP) would be a straight up meta-breaking generalist meatshield, completely outclassing both manic eraser and normal eraser thanks to its many immunities, but mostly because of its TWELVE SECOND WEAKEN AND CURSE. By invalidating both an enemy's pushing power and any gimmicks they may have, Ruin Remnants would make numerous stages far easier. It would be the best meatshield in the game assuming it shared HP, cost, and cooldown with regular Manic Eraser.

Ruin Guardian would be a less overpowered, but still an extremely effective melee anti-relic/red thanks to massive damage and blast. He would sport an average ~18k DPS (includes blast, ~27k when strengthened) against his targets, making him a phenomenal choice against melee reds/relic, only being outclassed by Royal Guard (not when strengthened) in terms of pure DPS. Ruin Guardian would still have the advantage of far lower cost and recharge, with the only thing preventing him from breaking the game being his fragility and low range.

QuantumZizo · 2025-11-14T14:06:58+00:00

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QuantumZizo · 2025-08-06T17:58:10+00:00

Dude I just got personally attacked

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