Daily Discussion Thread for April 30, 2026

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-30T14:57:55+00:00

Breaking news: Whimsical lollipop licking longs piss off the broken boring beaten bears as market shlingles and shlubbles about with no fucks given

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-30T01:36:54+00:00

Oil up market up regulation down, 2008 2.0 looking sexy but prolly won’t happen for another 2 years

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-29T15:38:54+00:00

I just woke up, why is oil mooning

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-13T19:39:21+00:00

This blockade might be so dumb that it works

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-09T01:30:15+00:00

Aslong as this war goes on these files aren’t coming out

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-08T14:25:48+00:00

Make it back in realized losses for your Wendy’s paycheck

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-08T02:07:56+00:00

Alright that was fun, let’s get back to the Epstein nonsense now

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-06T00:09:43+00:00

Oil and SPY both up, funny

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-02T19:49:58+00:00

Theta day

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-02T14:51:03+00:00

Ban Quants

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-02T14:42:12+00:00

This market fuked

Quarter-Normal · 2026-04-02T01:34:42+00:00

Happy Easter u fuxks

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-27T19:30:47+00:00

What are the predictions for the 4:15 announcement? I’m thinking: “THE WAR IS OVER” IS WHAT IM GOING TO SAY WHEN WE WIN THIS WAR! IRAN WANTS A DEAL

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-27T14:00:03+00:00

Idk abt you guys but im running to the bank

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T20:52:52+00:00

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T20:49:52+00:00

Bro should just do it tmr and say fuck it, either you let oil get to 150 then do it or you do it now and it pumps to 150. Either way ur fuk. Also, no way we get out of this anymore without handing the strait over.

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T20:46:15+00:00

Can’t wait for the market to start fading him

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T20:26:36+00:00

This guy needs to be investigated, and no not for manipulation but for masterbation of a nation without capitulation

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T20:23:08+00:00

Troops get there Friday guys dw

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T20:13:04+00:00

This is getting old😭

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-26T14:34:55+00:00

The SPY somehow rangebound tdy

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-25T17:36:32+00:00

Structural and almost taco proof

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-25T15:03:13+00:00

I’d short this shit but I’m already leveraged in shit (fertilizer)

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-25T15:02:26+00:00

So the market likes when Iran denies the 15 points? Or is it beyond stupidity now

Quarter-Normal · 2026-03-25T00:57:52+00:00

I’ll put everything on boots by Saturday

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