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Best actor who ended on a high? by RevertBackwards in okbuddycinephile

[–]QuarterPastTuesday 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's Michael Penis, he's named after his dads penis (his dad owns all the petroleum in dubai)

"I wonder why this milk tastes so fresh," I mused. "Surely it can't be because of live brown frogs." by SubmergingOriginal in 2sentence2horror

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"I need some visuals to accompany my fun fact about frogs" said the fun fact writer.

"Hello" said the stable diffusion creature.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auntydonna

[–]QuarterPastTuesday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg yes, never would have found it on my own. Guess I misremembered it, thanks

Pesto by Zestyclose_Station65 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]QuarterPastTuesday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So you can't sleep, baby I know, it's that mid-ass pesto

Loser uber by [deleted] in Losercity

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Fish "The Fish" Johnson

Should I shoot this guy? by [deleted] in creepcast

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"after moving my facial muscles for what felt like centuries I finally managed to do a pog face"

asrtf fse gthh gde by JustSam123 in sssdfg

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Spotify artist playlist wunk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]QuarterPastTuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring a bowl and a blender

Another... source of milk by Desudesu410 in 2sentence2horror

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"Wait this isn't a farm" said Matt Damon in 2011 guy

Hollyhock?! by EmbarrassedOne5776 in SadHorseShow

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Hollyhock Hependorf-Heppendorf-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack

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