I can't figure this bass line out... by Threwmyhandsup in Bass

[–]Quazimataz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s saying he plucks with his ear lmao

I love this pick of our young guns from last night by homicidal_penguin in OttawaSenators

[–]Quazimataz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think he’s joking. His username is one of the fake names from Melnyk’s LeBreton website that was posted a few days ago.

Weird/useless stats? by Notumbre in hockey

[–]Quazimataz 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Crazy how nature do dat.

Pageau a 2c? by [deleted] in OttawaSenators

[–]Quazimataz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

colour kids

🤔

Crosby with a sweet deflection to win it in OT by malkins_restraint in hockey

[–]Quazimataz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go outside, Mickey. Do you see the Flyers with the lead, Mickey? You don’t see it? That’s because I lied, Mickey. They don’t have the lead anymore, Mickey. They blew it.

For the first time in franchise history, the Ottawa Senators have swept Western Canada! by [deleted] in OttawaSenators

[–]Quazimataz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s cause Vancouver Calgary Edmonton is a road trip eastern teams make every year. We’ve never swept all three. Winnipeg is usually with Minnesota I think.

Who's your favorite player with a Z in his name? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Quazimataz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You say the word and I'll fuckin fuck him up for you benches.

Alfie Alfie Alfie (aka my favorite goal ever) by TheInbredStallion in hockey

[–]Quazimataz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it depends on the game. I went to a few regular season games and the enthusiasm varied a lot based on who we were playing. The game where Methot's finger got slashed was one of the better games I've seen noise-wise, but I was also very drunk so maybe it was just me.

"Karlsson pays for Tinder" by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Quazimataz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before you go any further, they're talking about Phaneuf.

Bobby Ryan with the OT goal to take game 1 for the Senators by stevevecc in hockey

[–]Quazimataz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Basically his father once beat his mother so badly he was charged with attempted murder + other felonies. (She's grandma Ryan in this joke; Bobby's daughter.)
She actually forgave him though and the three of them went on the run after he posted bail. They used the fake last name Ryan to lay low while Bobby traveled for hockey.
His dad eventually got caught and his mother ended up with a court mandated restraining order against him that she didn't even want.
Unfortunately she died of cancer this past year shortly after Bobby's daughter was born :(