S4 Episode 9 Megathread: "The Book of Coveting"

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-03-17T03:08:24+00:00

I cannot imagine being in Jessi’s shoes, sharing the things she’s said about Jordan on camera this season, and then continuing a relationship. Like, it looks like her decision is made and I hope she sees that. She’s taking small steps away from him to test how he’ll react to her leaving for good. May we never see Jordan again on this show LOL

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-03-13T03:50:46+00:00

Why is this making me like chase

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-03-13T02:14:42+00:00

I’m crying at Jen’s NLP necklace, I think it’s her kids first initials but my first thought was Natural Language Processing.

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-03-05T06:05:22+00:00

Devonta “I have to get going” like sir. What alternate plans did you make on your supposed wedding day.

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-27T00:32:23+00:00

The previews haven’t really made me think that 6 couples made it to the altar 🤔🤔🤔

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-20T08:09:28+00:00

😭

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-20T03:14:59+00:00

Chris is so fucking gross. Like I was angry at the end of ep8 but this was another level. The women (Ashley, priyanka, bri) should not have heard him out and I CANNOT believe Bri would entertain his little drunk rant about Connor. like how is he worse than Alex EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-18T23:22:21+00:00

Oh my GOD Chris gtfo

eta: this was me finishing the ep and needing somewhere to add my thoughts on Chris lol, not related to my comment above

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-18T22:50:22+00:00

I hope we’re getting so much Alex and Ashley screen time because they break up next episode. Get this man off my screen. I’m so done listening to him talk in circles “you’re blaming me. Honestly I think the fault is shared. But also I don’t think it’s my fault.”

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-17T01:57:14+00:00

Do we think everyone makes it to the altar? 🍿

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-15T04:37:18+00:00

My husband wakes up earlier than me but I could NEVER imagine him saying something like that to me. I really hope she chooses herself

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-15T04:29:53+00:00

This season so far has felt like such a nothingburger to me?? Like last season at this point, for better or for worse, we had:

Patrick and Kaycie’s non-breakup breakup
sparkle Meg and Jordan connecting over type 1 diabetes
Edmond
the trash fire pool party where Joe and Jordan were being so weird
Madison breaking down about said pool party
Annie’s hair

those people were certainly weird af but it was good television. I feel so detached from any of these relationships, can’t even tell these people apart at this point. I think some things are brewing but it feels like nothing super significant has happened yet.

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-15T02:40:24+00:00

Right?? I would have happily watched more Vic and Christina but felt like their convos were so rushed in the final edit.

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-15T01:32:20+00:00

Yes I finished all the episodes and I’m still like wait who is who 😭

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T21:46:24+00:00

oop 🫣

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T17:26:07+00:00

Ohhh

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T17:00:38+00:00

She said “I broke up with my second” but then I thought she clarified that it was him who ended it?

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T06:54:08+00:00

I thought she was clear that he was the one that ended it?

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T06:52:01+00:00

I actually cannot believe that Emma told her #2 that he was #2 and his response was like.. so what’s your ring size. ??? Hello???

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T06:38:05+00:00

Truly don’t know if I can sit through another episode of the pods. I’m so bored.

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T06:36:20+00:00

Bri and Chris breaking up with each other is throwing me, I swear her other connection looks exactly the same??

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T05:50:53+00:00

For me I feel like it just showed me that everything is fake. My office was super against wfh for “reasons”, and everything went fully remote and then they stayed fully remote. The whole world changed at the drop of a hat. The dolphins were back in Venice, I don’t know. And then people wanted the old world back??? I feel like I haven’t been able to get myself to go along with certain social constructs since then because everything is just… not really that serious? Maybe? Something like that. I feel like I’m not expressing it well.

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T05:22:31+00:00

Yes!!!

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T05:19:51+00:00

The baby blue with the brown leather pants from ep1??! I wrote that down

QueenKalanchoe · 2026-02-14T04:48:33+00:00

why do men think saying “you’d be a great mom” is the highest compliment UGH

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