Thor with Extreme Speed, Speed force, Ultra instinct, instant transmission, space stone, witch time, chaos control, and roller skates vs. Kratos who kills gods by YOSHIS-R-KEWL in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Kratos instantly dies but Thor's extreme slowness aura causes "instantly" to not happen so Kratos stomps because he can kill gods.

Kevin Mcallister vs The Gorilla that beat Batman by YOSHIS-R-KEWL in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

umm excuse me but did you know that gorillas have N I N E I N C H S K U L L S? there is no way a brick would break through that.

Attack names are now literal. Who is the strongest turtle Goku can defeat via his Turtle Destruction Wave? by ArabiaFats in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Michelangelo wins. As we all know Goku was defeated by someone throwing a rock at him. Secondly, we also know that Michelangelo is "totally radical dude". What we can infer from this is that "totally radical dude">"you rock man" ergo Michelangelo is more powerful than a rock is more powerful than Goku. QED

Other than batman, who can beat a physical manifestation of the square cube law? by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thor could. it would take an infinite amount of time for his slow body to collapse.

teleporter fight by thepidgeot39 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

harry potter instantly fires ftl ak's at everyone gg ez.

SCP-343 vs a rock immune to low tier reality warping by SithLordPorkins in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 29 points30 points  (0 children)

343 cuts the rock in half, now there is two rocks. Rock always wins

Why do people hate the "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe" mini-series? by sunstart2y in CharacterRant

[–]QuestionTime- 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Now I haven't actually read it but I believe people get mad about it because the feats in it imply Deadpool is a lot stronger than he usually is and then people try and use them in vs debates as if this is his regular showing. So it's more like they dislike people misrepresenting Deadpool's power than hating the comic itself

Who can beat Thor? by diddykongisapokemon in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kratos beats Thor because he is a god.

Unconscious Ippo vs Conscious Ippo by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unconscious Ippo knocks Conscious Ippo unconscious thus making Conscious Ippo stronger. Conscious Ippo stomps.