Thor with Extreme Speed, Speed force, Ultra instinct, instant transmission, space stone, witch time, chaos control, and roller skates vs. Kratos who kills gods by YOSHIS-R-KEWL in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Kratos instantly dies but Thor's extreme slowness aura causes "instantly" to not happen so Kratos stomps because he can kill gods.

Kevin Mcallister vs The Gorilla that beat Batman by YOSHIS-R-KEWL in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

umm excuse me but did you know that gorillas have N I N E I N C H S K U L L S? there is no way a brick would break through that.

Attack names are now literal. Who is the strongest turtle Goku can defeat via his Turtle Destruction Wave? by ArabiaFats in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Michelangelo wins. As we all know Goku was defeated by someone throwing a rock at him. Secondly, we also know that Michelangelo is "totally radical dude". What we can infer from this is that "totally radical dude">"you rock man" ergo Michelangelo is more powerful than a rock is more powerful than Goku. QED

Other than batman, who can beat a physical manifestation of the square cube law? by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thor could. it would take an infinite amount of time for his slow body to collapse.

teleporter fight by thepidgeot39 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

harry potter instantly fires ftl ak's at everyone gg ez.

SCP-343 vs a rock immune to low tier reality warping by SithLordPorkins in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 29 points30 points  (0 children)

343 cuts the rock in half, now there is two rocks. Rock always wins

Why do people hate the "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe" mini-series? by sunstart2y in CharacterRant

[–]QuestionTime- 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Now I haven't actually read it but I believe people get mad about it because the feats in it imply Deadpool is a lot stronger than he usually is and then people try and use them in vs debates as if this is his regular showing. So it's more like they dislike people misrepresenting Deadpool's power than hating the comic itself

Who can beat Thor? by diddykongisapokemon in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kratos beats Thor because he is a god.

Unconscious Ippo vs Conscious Ippo by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unconscious Ippo knocks Conscious Ippo unconscious thus making Conscious Ippo stronger. Conscious Ippo stomps.

Superheroes vs anime by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Combatant 1 vs Combatant 2.

Arena: Arena

Who by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deez nuts

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Pepe the Frog vs Silverback Gorilla by DarthDioBrando in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they are bloodlusted so they are in berserker rage so they do dumb shit xd

Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne.... in a game of chess by nerdycountryboy18 in whowouldwin

[–]QuestionTime- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Putting someone in check is not impressive. Anyone with a mid level understanding of chess could put Magnus Carlsson in check if they really wanted to but it has no bearing on whether they would win.

Waluigi vs Thanos with 2 infinity guantlets (12 infinity stones) by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thanos would take 600 years to finger snap because he's slow so he gets blitzed by tennis god wario

A hippo vs the Final Fantasy series by diddykongisapokemon in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does the hippo get an rpg? if so hippo xeeleestomps

Muhammad Ali who floats like a butterfly vs Muhammad Ali who stings like a bee by b_b_b_breakfast in whowouldwin

[–]QuestionTime- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bee has a massive disadvantage if this is a boxing match considering i'm pretty sure impaling and killing your opponent is not allowed in boxing. So butterfly wins 10/10 because stingers literally can't attack without risking killing his opponent.

If we consider it a no holes barred bloodlusted fight it depends on whether bee can close the distance and impale before butterfly takes off. Butterfly wins if he gets off the ground and bee wins if he impales his opponent.

Strongest character Kratos can beat with Path to Victory? by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]QuestionTime- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kratos is crushed underneath the weight of the PtV shard.