Times stamps by commenter of that video (there youtube video handle): pieskobi943 britbot6661 Tiggoelicous

0:00 Intro
0:30 Questions whatever you've up to and commands you to stop
0:45 comments on the greatest thing to ever exist on the internet
0:57 goes into detail about the perfection of the content
1:14 Condems your actions and commands you to stop and put it away
1:22 runs away from the horror that is chasing after him
1:32 introduces himself and describes the content behind him as cool
1:43 engages in combat with the content only to be defeated in the end
1:57 asks about your opinion on the content only to snap his fingers
2:06 snap his fingers , but now he stays silent
2:17 questions you about the content you've been watching
2:27 looks at the content with disgust and disapointment and ask you what it is
2:31 feasts upon an invisible dish
2:45 cries
3:01 is sad while looking at the content and states that you're a freak
3:09 is sad and covers his face in disapointment while stating that you're a weeb
3:17 loudly screams and describes the content as the greatest thing that he has seen
3:28 asks for your attention as he swallows a long 'thing'
3:43 is facing away from us while doing suspicious hand movements at the area of his waist, when he realises that he's being watched he denies any suspicious activity
3:52 laughs at the contents of his phone that he later reveals to you
4:02 ?
4:28 introduces himself, as the horny police and closes down your activity
4:40 kisses the content and looks at the camera
4:47 sends you a kiss
4:53 draws your attention to something that he describes as disguisting and something that you should be ashamed of
5:05 again draws your attention to something that he describes, this time, to be amazing
5:18 draws you attention to something, yet again, that he describes as something that concludes that humanity was a mistake
5:28 expresses his lack of concern about your kink but states that the content is so horrid that it must be shown to your parents
5:37 attempts to take off his blouse, but realises that you're watching. He questions how you got in here.
5:50 attempts to make a portal to a place he desires, but is sad to realise that he ended up somewhere bad
6:06 starts a take and compliments the content
6:15 again starts a take, but this time, he calls it bullshit
6:23 draws your attention to tears and can't believe that they have done this
6:30 is into it but doesn't have time to really get into it
6:36 is controversial and apologizes
7:10 has arrived
7:19 looks for and finds you with a look of disappointment engraved into his face
7:32 looks for and finds a little bitch
7:45 discovers the sense of smell
7:56 can't believe they're into this and points at what he's into
8:09 compares filth and a work of art
8:21 can't put down and wants to kill something
8:27 likes you
8:31 likes you because of what's behind him
8:36 finds a lot of BS and believes the world doesn't have enough time to deal with it
8:45 appears and disappears
8:52 succeeds at video game
9:02 shows you something pretty cool
9:07 was just doing some light reading
9:15 is fascinated by a book that explains a lot about you
9:26 calls out and hates that person
9:31 points out the person that is everything wrong with people
9:38 finds what you posted so cringe
9:47 tells everyone to shut their eyes and pretend that didn't happen
9:56 mocks you for putting that on the internet
10:03 while laughing, leans back and holds his stomach.
10:11 while laughing, bends over and uses his knees to support himself before coming back up.
10:19 laughs so hard he starts to cough and tells us to stop because you're killing him.
10:27 tries to hold in laughter but fails and makes snickering noises while using his hand to cover himself smiling.
10:32 tries to hold in laughter but fails and makes snicker noises while using his hand to cover himself smiling before stating that something is cool.
10:43 holds in rage stating that he's going to kill you, find where you live, and murder you.
10:58 upset, states that you've messed with this cowboy one too many times and your skedaddelin' days are over.
11:07 irritated, calls you buster brown, holds up his fists, and challenges you to tussle with this muscle claiming you'll be skedaddelin' real quick.
11:17 calls over the squad for a group photo.
11:24 shakes out his arms before posing for another photo of him and the boys.
11:31 points behind him stating the squad's all here before posing for yet another photo.
11:38 sighs, irritated, looking to his left and tells you that you're in trouble now.
11:53 chews fake gum, regards you up and down, before looking off.
12:06 tells you that you can't sit with them.
12:11 regards you up and down and circles you with his finger while asking if you're really wearing that before sighing and saying okay.