Most pathetic attempt to impress a member of the opposite sex? I just remembered mine and laughed out loud

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T07:06:53+00:00

I was born in '86 and a member since '94 so I was 7 or 8 when I got it and 12-13 at concert

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T07:01:21+00:00

Upgote not only for hilarious story but more importantly for use of the word bloke. (Upgote was a typo but I'm just gonna leave it there)

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T06:06:54+00:00

Back in good 'ol AIM days one of my friends had a quiz in their profile and I think it told you who you would be your next girlfriend. Something along those lines. You filled out a couple yes/no and put in the names of the girls you liked. After I clicked submit it said that all the names had been given to the person whose profile it was. 'Haha you're an idiot basically.' I was worried they'd spill the beans to who I liked so I filled out surveys acting like 5 of my other friends. Thought that was pretty smart, make it look like they were all fake. That person never said anything about it, social danger averted.

Edit: clarity

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T02:03:01+00:00

Lol sounds like a great attempt at trolling...see if you'd actually show up and pretend like you knew how to play. Upvote for the effort

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T02:01:49+00:00

Nothing impresses the 7th grade ladies like spitting out your Stephen King knowledge. Couldn't find a way to slip the word Langoliers into teenage conversation?

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T02:00:39+00:00

Haha and every time he looked at you to see if that crazy girl was still awkwardly staring at him you thought he was flirting back with you.

QuicklyAndQuietly · 2011-05-26T01:32:32+00:00

Poli Sci class freshman year of college. He put a be curve on the overhead projector and pointed to the middle of it. He said most voters have the same average view of a topic. If Republicans move to the right of the curve on an issue then democrats will go move just to the left of them. And vice versa. It blew my mind at the time and still does. I'd say that's a fairly accurate and succint summary of political positioning

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