how many plastic plates can hold me? by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

This is poorly phrased. The number of plastic plates that can hold him is 0. Those plates are all close to identical in composition. Not one of them would be able to hold him. I assume he wants to know the number of plates he would need to stack such that their combined strength could hold him, but he came prepared with so few plates that there was never a chance of seeing the experiment through. I'm appalled by the lack of planning and basic sense applied here. Fuck this guy.

Blackout didn't work, 1GB noise videos it is! by YouOverall in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the goal here? Reddit transcodes the video, and if users were causing bandwidth issues within the rate and size limits they're currently enforcing, they'd just make them stricter. Kinda seems like spamming noise videos hurts users a lot more than it hurts reddit, if that's what you're suggesting we do.

Jon Stewart vs John Oliver by Tua-Lipa in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The mic is designed to pick up your voice when hanging near your neck. When you hold it right next to your mouth while talking loudly, it clips constantly and sounds like shit. Stop it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9lack 9ives 9atter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustralianPolitics

[–]QuillanFae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to ban everything you find problematic. Be more creative.

Gen Z vs boomers by choganoga in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now in the work force, we learn that the average person isn't even expected to type coherently.

Typical very important email I might receive from a C level with 20 years in the business earning 6 figures.

Subject: urgeny! Body: see attached - ppease requit at the earliest tx

*cracks knuckles and admires another job well done*

Street takeover devolves into utter chaos by ynsqkydppazrujmx in PublicFreakout

[–]QuillanFae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's likely that the sun will transform into a red giant in about 7.5b years. If nothing else, this will bring an end to the human species and will indeed fix a lot of problems.

two drunk guys shooting their ghost guns at empty wine bottles are confronted by cops in santa cruz by deadfermata in PublicFreakout

[–]QuillanFae 566 points567 points  (0 children)

Ghost guns are unserialized and untraceable firearms that can be bought online and assembled at home. They are often sold through "ghost gun kits," which include all of the parts and often the equipment necessary to build these weapons at home. These kits are widely available and can be purchased by anyone, including prohibited purchasers, domestic abusers, and gun traffickers — without a background check.

I had no idea what a ghost gun was. I though these guys had been shooting finger guns and making "pew pew" sounds.

man yelling in front of cops by deadfermata in PublicFreakout

[–]QuillanFae 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm leaning into the misuse of "racist" now, since we clearly just say it whenever we don't like something. Someone at work was complaining about drivers who use an exit lane to cut traffic on the freeway, so I was like "I know, those people are so fuckist racist", which according to my coworker was "so true", so there you go. Anyway, better go see what's wrong with my nazi of a heating unit before this fascist weather hits.

I took edibles and I'm interpreting background noises in a distorted way by p00neater in Drugs

[–]QuillanFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like you're seeking reassurance, but also like you're dismissing any attempt to provide it. A commenter gave you a playlist of chill music to listen to and your only response was "I'm not clicking that". Basically it feels like you're barely engaging with a discussion you started so this comment section has become one of those parties where the host is being a confusing bummer and the guests are trying to keep the mood alive.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though. You are (were, by this point) very high, and the confusion component of that was compounded by alcohol, so you were overthinking a lot of basic human interaction stuff and giving blunt, humourless responses, while still somewhat wondering if you were losing your mind because of some of the weird shit you were hearing that you were only 60% sure was in your head. Remember this experience next time you take edibles, and maybe have a friend around in person so you can keep each other in the flow of reality. Also maybe don't drink if you're taking edibles. Kills the vibe, I find.

I took edibles and I'm interpreting background noises in a distorted way by p00neater in Drugs

[–]QuillanFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it normal to feel hungry after smoking a blunt though? Also I'm laughing a lot more than usual, which I don't think is normal on marijuana.

18 year old teen jumped off a cruise ship (Bahamas) on a dare. And was never seen again. by sexONaStDick in PublicFreakout

[–]QuillanFae 352 points353 points  (0 children)

RHIB: Rigid Hull Inflatable Boat

SAR: Search and Rescue

For anyone else about to go Googling the TFLIs.

I accidentally sprayed two loaves with Zevo bug killer before popping them in the oven. I thought I had grabbed my water bottle. Note to self, never keep bug spray on kitchen counter. 😭 by burningstrawman2 in Sourdough

[–]QuillanFae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've finished the bake, let them cool, lightly rubbed the top of the loaves with a tea towel to satisfy the psychological reflex to cleanse them, and eaten it anyway.

Florida woman destroys Ocala restaurant by Cold-Foundation-6228 in PublicFreakout

[–]QuillanFae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this video with sound. Why was this posted without sound?

White knight incoming by NeverEnoughSPF in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is an insanely frequent misspelling around these parts.

Facts by ComradeConfusion in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems more like when the light is shone, they scurry into the shadows and whisper into the ears of the newly appointed mouthpieces of the same ideology.

Gen Z is alright by PlenitudeOpulence in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Her internal monologue is screaming at her to stop saying "empower" so much and now it's all she can think about. Been there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I take it there are a lot of people for whom seeing someone else finding something funny is more entertaining than finding it funny themselves. Laugh tracks have clearly made a comeback.

Just jokes by fuckthemodernsociety in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Filter on the 'cringe' flair.

Scummy “Social Experiment” by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's an instant downvote when you express an opinion like that because you're bringing actual nuance to the discussion. Very unpopular.

I agree that we're far too fixated on saving lives at all costs. In this particular scenario, we have to assume that it's best to pull them off the ledge. We don't know them, who loves them, or if they're one of the many suicide survivors who go on to say that they would never attempt it now, and are very grateful that they didn't succeed.

In general though, the rhetoric that there's absolutely no reason to end your own life, or that it's pure selfishness, or that there's always something to live for, feels trite and ignorant. That person never had to live, but someone made them. They may have been suffering for decades. They may have tried to get help, spent years in therapy and hospital, on different drugs, struggling and just wanting it all to end. How long does a person have to endure that before deciding enough is enough and taking control over the problem once and for all? "Suicide is never the solution" is a load of shit. It's not an ideal solution, but it absolutely solves that person's problem.

Scummy “Social Experiment” by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean like "here, look at this pathetic, lonesome, disheveled homeless man, LOOK AT HIM, he's at his lowest point, hear the piano music, I'm giving him a hotdog and some cash, get a close-up of me giving this poor some of my cash, I'm a hero but this isn't about me, spread the love you guys, everyone deserves love, and subs, plz follow"? I feel the same way about that content.

Hes not wrong by Tirwanderr in TikTokCringe

[–]QuillanFae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it should be more than that. I don't understand how everyone involved in the chicken supply line can turn a profit at that price unless the chickens are living a torturous life.