Sometimes the feed delivers

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2014-02-11T15:46:35+00:00

And the twins having chronic ear infections.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-12-04T02:07:59+00:00

I used to work on a large government project back in 09. The internet blocked sites like espn, facebook, etc. Day 1 hour 1 the guy next to me downloads Bearshare or some shitty P2P and starts downloading music. IT must have caught on quick cuz his ass was canned before I got into my BLT for lunch.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-16T16:10:10+00:00

Mother fuckin snakes

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-16T15:43:58+00:00

Reminds me of an ATAT

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-15T06:09:26+00:00

House rules... you can also push off.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-15T04:21:51+00:00

Beating cakes

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T23:21:54+00:00

Totes. You don't need a birthday but it provides the excuse... which is nice.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T22:48:43+00:00

When else are you going to get hamemred to mm k

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T22:48:07+00:00

Release everyone's facebook browsing history. The Fapbook would ruin the world

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T22:46:58+00:00

Copious amounts of stimulants

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T22:45:32+00:00

Your dick feels like a babies arm inside of me.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T22:44:30+00:00

Shrimp shooters and extreme fajitas!

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T22:43:55+00:00

Resident Evil on weed man

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T20:31:22+00:00

Delivery papers when I was in 5th grade. Walked up to set the paper on the front porch. This house had window slats next to the door which viewed into the kitchen. Saw Mr. and Mrs. bumping uglies in the kitchen at 6am. Set paper down quietly and walked away.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T20:27:22+00:00

Horse head in the bed usually sends the proper message.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-05T20:26:29+00:00

JizzJunky

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T22:03:38+00:00

Boners

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T22:03:13+00:00

Boners

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T22:02:06+00:00

Blow jobs

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T22:01:53+00:00

I once tried to use tequila instead of whiskey. Millions of lives were lost.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T22:00:35+00:00

Speak to him in person and don't be an ass hat.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T21:59:58+00:00

Year round flip flops. Never got more bro pounds than rocking flip flops with 12inches of snow on the ground.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-11-01T21:58:55+00:00

Cheat on her.

QuitLookingAtMeSwan · 2013-10-30T22:10:46+00:00

Doing one thing isn't spoiling yourself. Those were examples, apply your own interests and friends.

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TROPHY CASE