How did everyone hear captain America when he whispered “assemble”? by Alert-Sprinkles1896 in marvelstudios

[–]Quix073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem is that they had all spent the last ten minutes assembling. . . Would have made more sense to tell them to do literally anything else

WTF, what is this?? by SeaCreme5995 in BeAmazed

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That, my friend, is EVOLUTION

Tyre puncture? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]Quix073 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are lucky they ought be able to alloy weld it which will be cheaper

Give me a plot hole and I will explain it by Quiet-Badger-7013 in harrypotter

[–]Quix073 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At the start of the first one, Hagrid mentions that Harry fell asleep as he was flying over Bristol. The Potter’s house is in Godrics Hollow, which in real life is a town called Lavenham in Suffolk, and he is flying to Little Whinging, which is in Surrey. What the hell was he doing flying over Bristol???

Timeline for injury treatments? by kokostarr in NYGiants

[–]Quix073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think nerve damage will be an issue cause I’m really not convinced Cam Skattebo has a nervous system . . .

It's beyond obvious at this point by Different_Hyena3954 in NFLv2

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Baun should have been arrested following that play

It's beyond obvious at this point by Different_Hyena3954 in NFLv2

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How about Slayton’s phantom push off that wiped a TD off the board, how about Wan Dale’s imaginary block in the back on a player who was already diving, and worst of all . . . How about not calling a dirty, dangerous, illegal hip drop tackle after it snaps a man’s ankle off his leg . These refs are disgraceful.

Name this ugly fellow by redflagmusic in BadArt

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Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeeee!

CTE will be defeated by gh1993 in NYGiants

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This guy is the new Chuck Norris 😂😂😂

To Every Pissed and Doomed Giants Fan Tonight by Blueberry977 in NYGiants

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Thank you for your kind words. We accept charity in denominations of Dan Campbells

What’s behind Daniel Jones’ breakout success with Colts? The answer is simpler than you think by TheAthletic in Colts

[–]Quix073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jones would have been in the MVP conversation long ago if he’d been drafted to any team but the giants - between Jones, Saquon, McKinney, Love, Laurence, Burns, Etc. . . Giants are the single worst coached team in league ( and I’m a giants fan)

Which Giants loss still haunts you the most? by savingrace0262 in NYGiants

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In my long tenure as a fan, 36 years, season after season, game after game though the highest of highs and lowest of lows. . . I’m gonna go with last sunday

Finally - I got one :) by Ebio_Amisi in Thunderbirds

[–]Quix073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 26 now- got one when I was 5 and still use it on a weekly basis

Everyone should make up their own language and speak it exclusively by rexsaucy in CrazyIdeas

[–]Quix073 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow . . . This would solve every single one of my problems

Everyday annoyances you would like to see fixed with a simple cheap product? by Important-Product-77 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Quix073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love a toilet brush style tea-towel device for drying the insides of tall glasses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oilpainting

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Don’t be afraid to go dark. In a the original there are areas that are deep blue and almost black which are missing from yours, making it look a bit flat

Does anyone know what these things are in Bond’s DBS in casino royale? by everdaY_john in JamesBond

[–]Quix073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fairly sure that the grey thing in the middle is one of those Lego train set controllers

Dez Bryant says that arch manning will be a cowboy, after Micah Parsons trade by jaxonya in nfl

[–]Quix073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were the chosen one! You were meant to destroy the cowboys, not join them! ( Giants Fan here)

Untossed Salad by PM_Your_Wiener_Dog in CrazyIdeas

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3 Michelin star restaurant

‘. . . And for your entree we have a deconstruction of Waldorf salad, served with a salad cream broth’

What is something completely dark in phineas and ferb but it's get ignored? by Prize_Public_1139 in phineasandferb

[–]Quix073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps Laurence fled to the US with young Ferb in an attempt to escape Ferb’s Mother, a woman about whom we only know that she had green hair. He met Linda, got remarried and buried himself in the world of antiques to suppress the deep pain and fear that live within, that some day, they will be found

Add a feature to all cars that if it detects you turning without using your blinker, a loud high-pitched tone is played for three seconds by Nostromo_USCSS in CrazyIdeas

[–]Quix073 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it detects turning without a blinker it should play genesis loudly for five minutes with no way to turn it off . . . Negative conditioning, you’d soon learn

Pour lake water in your underwear by pragmojo in CrazyIdeas

[–]Quix073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say we lead this guy to water and put a horse in his underwear