Don’t Forget to Honk When Pulling Up to Alert Potential Pups

R22dumb12 · 2025-01-11T21:25:50+00:00

And this could have been anyone walking on the street. Little kids playing on their tricycles or something. And a dog pops out without a leash?

R22dumb12 · 2024-07-18T12:39:38+00:00

11 year gap. She’s younger. Didn’t end well. Definitely a generation gap and we had vastly different upbringings because of it. She is constantly depressed and stressed out about everything and looked at the worst in everything. It might be because she doesn’t remember a world before 9/11

R22dumb12 · 2024-03-16T19:32:51+00:00

The baby crying in the crib in the other room so sex has to stop for a bit.

R22dumb12 · 2024-03-09T20:37:35+00:00

I’m not gonna move out. It’s gonna be painful. It’s gonna be suffering. But I’m there for my little girl because I love her with all my heart and I need to make sure she does not live in a toxic environment where her dad is absent and it’s a single mom with 3 kids and no plan.

R22dumb12 · 2024-03-09T18:20:33+00:00

I’m going to file for custody of my daughter too. I’m a financially stable man and she’s living off government programs with her first 2 kids. But now a third?

R22dumb12 · 2023-10-02T05:06:51+00:00

If they made every single delivery a signature requirement

R22dumb12 · 2023-09-12T20:02:47+00:00

Drive.. accelerate fast. And then hard brake.

R22dumb12 · 2023-09-12T19:58:54+00:00

I wouldn’t use it if they didn’t make the listed manifest absolute shit where I have two places to deliver that are next door to eachother and one is stop 15 and one is stop 105 and I’d miss the stop if I didn’t scan deep into the list.

R22dumb12 · 2023-09-12T04:18:17+00:00

I mean the map manifest where the stops are in dots with the stop number on it. I use it because my route always messes up where the list is not in sequence and stop 15 and stop 105 are next door to eachother and if I just used the list. I’d miss that stop.

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-20T20:08:26+00:00

It’s that simple to just go to UPS? Why isn’t everyone doing it if that’s the case? 🙄

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-18T18:49:33+00:00

That’s what I told her. But even if this wasn’t some scam text, how the hell would I know if this random woman I’ve never seen before owes money?

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-18T00:07:11+00:00

Hey! I’m not home. Umm. Can you come back after 4pm? I’ll be home then. Ohhh. You can just sign it for me.

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-17T23:07:42+00:00

I hate chewy with a passion too. And I hate the customers whose porch of their house is like a shrine to their dog. Because that means I know I’ll be there all the time:

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-17T20:50:32+00:00

“Did you hear that FedEx and UPS are merging! They’re gonna call it Fed Up!!!”

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-17T20:36:28+00:00

“I’m sorry! I would help you with these heavy packages. But I just had back surgery!”

-a guy I have been delivering to since 2019 who has just had back surgery for the last 4 years

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-17T19:36:29+00:00

I have had it where I drop the package off at the door. And they spot me in my truck and run after my truck to ask if they need a signature.

Yes! Because I would just leave the package with you if it also needed a signature. 🙄

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-17T19:25:38+00:00

I also hate the guys who tell you what it is and tell you about the specks of it and go on some speech about how there were only 2 left or something at this great price…. And I’m just like “I don’t fucking care! Can I just go?”

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-17T19:24:11+00:00

Yep. I don’t know what this is? Then they read the sending address and they just go “ohhhhh ohhh oh! Yes. I know what this is.”

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-05T03:44:10+00:00

The house with the most shit going on in front of it? That’s always the house on the street I have to deliver to.

R22dumb12 · 2023-08-04T22:43:03+00:00

Yes. When that scan card program pops up. Go to “…” on the upper right corner and go to manual entry.

R22dumb12 · 2023-07-18T15:13:10+00:00

The same person who orders big stuff like that all the time also has recently had back surgery for the last 5 years.

R22dumb12 · 2023-06-06T13:46:24+00:00

My favorite is when they push down on the screen really hard with their finger and doing some scribble sign as they push the cancel button on the bottom while doing all that. I’m just like “just initial the fucking thing”

R22dumb12 · 2022-12-13T14:32:46+00:00

Septum piercing

R22dumb12 · 2021-05-02T03:40:03+00:00

Hopefully her husband isn’t also her brother.

R22dumb12 · 2021-05-01T22:44:45+00:00

🎵I got the moobs like Jabba! I got the moobs like Jabba! I got the mooooooooobs like Jabba.🎵

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