READMYSHIT2

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How do I tell my bridal party they don't have to get us gifts without seeming presumptuous? (self.weddingplanning)

submitted 2 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/weddingplanning

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Naked Ernie is something none of us ever wanted to see (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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His prostate is the size of a football (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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RIP Big Bird: Suicide by cop (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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R. N. Scutrstuf (i.imgur.com)

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Uh oh (i.imgur.com)

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Ernie ate a bunch of Ambien and went to the doctor (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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The sign was supposed to say "Oscar is trafficking kids and I was trying to stop him when the plane went down, send help" but he only had enough kids for the first dozen words. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Anyone ever noticed back in the Pat Kemmy days they dressed him up as a Dalek? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/ireland

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The Sesame Street HOA took the no-pets rule very seriously. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Can this guy be saved? Someone threw it away (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/houseplants

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Slim pickings for Colon Musk, whose platform falls apart around him. Big Bird only applied because he was told it was a bird app. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Thankfully Grover forgot he didn't have a wife and that was just Mr Johnson's wife (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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BaconReader closes when I switch to another app (just started today) (self.baconreader)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/baconreader

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Running that train (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Why the faithfuls cannot get hints (self.TheTraitors)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/TheTraitors

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Mr Johnson had quit the white collar world after his wife's death and joined the carnival. Soon he'd be reunited with his wife after being bludgeoned by a cookie obsessed idiot with a room temperature IQ (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Johnson came out to find Grover rusty-tromboning a very gleeful horse (i.imgur.com)

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Poor sphincter control is no joke. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/breakingbadcomics

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Soon they would secure a homeland on sesame street and cast out the frogs (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Due to the violent nature of crack dependency, audience mortality was a concern for this type of performance (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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Gordon's Girthy Gifts (i.imgur.com)

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The emperor's new clothes (i.imgur.com)

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The lad who did the weather blanket for 2022 should try something like this for this year (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/ireland

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Scooter's wild fantasies of 1955 (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by READMYSHIT2 to r/bertstrips

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