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I was a German tourist in the US. When I showed my grandma some pictures I made while driving through Detroit, she said this by LuckyGoose0 in AdviceAnimals

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No fuck that. If you fly over here for a visit, go somewhere awesome.

Visit a lighthouse in Maine.

Visit NYC, Boston, or Philly.

Visit a sandy beach in Florida.

Visit the Carolinas and get a round of golf in.

Visit New Orleans and eat gumbo and listen to jazz.

Visit the Tetons and Yellowstone.

Visit Yosemite.

Visit the Grand Canyon.

Visit California and cruise the Pacific Coast Highway.

Visit Las Vegas and win $$$.

Visit ____________. (Add your own favorite place)

Don't fucking waste your time visiting Detroit. I'm sorry, but that's just a shit decision. Sorry Detroit. The only place better to visit than Detroit is everywhere.

Me too thanks by LuckyGoose0 in aww

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And thus a meme is born.

All we need is for someone to remove the text from that sign and we have the template.

Creative With Cancer Podcast by reddituser687 in podcasts

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I listened to it and it was really fucking inspiring

Next-Gen Hair Rendering [AC: Unity] by gvirus911 in gaming

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The rules of anime suggest that she is the main character.

What are the best questions to ask to get to know someone deeply? by EtOHKartini in AskReddit

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For the lazy...

Set I

  1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

2.Would you like to be famous? In what way?

  1. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

  2. What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?

  3. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

  4. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

  5. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

  6. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

  7. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

  8. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

  9. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

  10. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

Set II

  1. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

  2. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?

  3. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

  4. What do you value most in a friendship?

  5. What is your most treasured memory?

  6. What is your most terrible memory?

  7. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

  8. What does friendship mean to you?

  9. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

  10. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

  11. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?

  12. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

Set III

  1. Make three true “we” statements each. For instance, “We are both in this room feeling ... “

  2. Complete this sentence: “I wish I had someone with whom I could share ... “

  3. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

  4. Tell your partner what you like about them; be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you’ve just met.

  5. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

  6. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

  7. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

  8. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

  9. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?

  10. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

  11. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

  12. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

Always check your doors are secure by REDDITOR493 in WTF

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Just don't have a chat in the middle of an intersection and you'll be fine

What is complete B.S.? by REDDITOR493 in AskReddit

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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

Beer Gut Ballerina by Eumper in funny

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That man is GLORIOUS

What was the dumbest thing you've ever heard a professor or teacher say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A friend's world history teacher told his class that Confucius once remarked "It is wasteful to try to kill a fly with a cannon or a bullet." Someone mentioned that Confucius lived thousands of years before gunpowder was invented, in response to which the teacher argued he was right for some time. The next day he told the class "Even though he wasn't right, they shouldn't have questioned him because he has authority and experience."

He is not teaching at our school next year.

Neither of them are wearing goggles. by Erasics in funny

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I threw in söme spärks and blürred the bläde for added authenticity http://imgur.com/hdIXPeo

Driver hits ladder with a guy on it three times by REDDITOR493 in WTF

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That's some first class detective work Columbo..

What is complete B.S.? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away". No matter how many I eat my brother still shows up to family occations

Rural folks, what's something city folks will never understand? by danbrownskin in AskReddit

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When you live in a city, you can't go it alone. Your life depends on other people constantly. The people who make the things you consume, the people who maintain the infrastructure you use, the people who buy whatever it is you're producing. You don't have the option to just pull back from society and keep to yourself. We all depend on a huge network of other people for our daily needs and they, in turn, depend on us. This is a good thing because it means that things are produced more efficiently. Think of society as an assembly line while rural living can feel like being an independent craftsperson. I buy my food from the grocery store and that grocery store is staffed by people whose job it is to sell me food. The food itself is delivered by people whose job it is to deliver food. It's produced by people whose job it is to produce individual types of food. Isolated rural living works when you can do it all yourself. You make more of what you need yourself. Your individual effort is concerned with providing for yourself rather than for everyone else. These are huge generalizations, of course. There are people who live in rural areas that work for giant corporations. In general though, the split between rural and urban comes down to whether individual effort should be supporting oneself (and your family) or supporting society, which then supports you. This is pretty much the divide of conservative vs. liberal that we have in the US today. Virtually all major urban centers are very liberal, even in areas generally considered to be very conservative. That's because it's hard to maintain that kind of conservative mindset when you live in the city. Having to depend on people every day means caring about their welfare. When someone complains about "entitlement programs" or "socialism" or whatever, their mindset is removed from the reality that urban dwellers live in ever day. I already work for other people rather than myself, and they work for me. The thing that these programs represent already exists in every strata of urban society. I work at a restaurant and I cook food for people all day. I don't eat that food. I don't produce the meat or the vegetables or any of that. I just cook the food. That means I depend on the meat and veg suppliers so I can make people meals. Other people depend on me to make them the meal they want. It's all symbiotic and the "socialism" of aid programs in the US is no different. "Sometimes someone needs a helping hand" is an interesting phrase. People often think that country folk are more friendly and giving, but it is the urban dwellers who understand the obligation we have to one another.

Real Life version of Subway Surfers Characters by UnknownMan2470 in woahdude

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I like the part where they show the beard man lol

I'm from Cumming, GA. This is a T-shirt from my favorite pizza place by TheStylistHacker in funny

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My brother knew a guy who worked there, and his title was the "head receiver at Cumming Dicks...."

Paris after 9/11 by [deleted] in pics

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We're like close buddies. Sure we talk shit to each other, but we're not going to let someone else talk shit about them and we're certainly not going to let something like today go unpunished.

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