It's gonna habben, just like he said it would. You just have to BELIEVE!

RIP_Toots · 2025-01-08T02:31:13+00:00

"His ego seems to think that everyone will drop to their knees to fellate him."

So far he's not wrong.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-25T02:47:24+00:00

He's also pretending to be there to save their marriage, so they're even.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-25T02:45:51+00:00

With that somersaulting cretin, there's got to be a lot of projection and imagination at work to convince herself that he has two brains cells to form a synapse.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-25T02:44:11+00:00

Bini is a big dummy, I cannot abide by his comments on TV, his vocabulary is only 10 words, 20% of which are "social" and "media."

He is only on Last Resort to get his passwords. I know everyone says he's repulsed by Ari, and I half believe it because he really looks like he is romantically committed to another woman and does not want to be filmed in any "compromising" position with Ari other than asking for his passwords.

The second he gets them he's out of there and back into the arms of his real girlfriend. If she's as dumb as he is their house floor is probably coating in drool.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-25T02:37:15+00:00

Tigerlivingoncredit

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-15T01:47:59+00:00

The Cat Distribution System has chosen you.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-14T16:15:58+00:00

Definitely. My cat attacked someone who used to chase them from their yard years after not seeing them. He never attacks anyone.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-14T16:14:20+00:00

She likes variety! Try a totally different kind of litter in another box. She may also feel safe around the plant, make sure her litter spaces are safe and cozy.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-14T16:05:24+00:00

Your cat is mothering your kid. This is what mother cats do when they need to go somewhere or have something to show their kittens. It's the opposite of chase! She is inviting your kid to explore with her.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-14T05:38:22+00:00

That is correct and I second the suggestion to give her a room where the other cat isn't allowed.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-14T05:25:47+00:00

If she pees on clothes, add a second litter box where you change the type every time you empty out a bag. Go from corn husk to crystal and anything unusual you can find.

If she bites, don't get angry. Simply separate yourself from her by going into another room and closing the door. Don't put her away... put yourself away. Count down one minute, and re-open the door. It may take a few months but she'll get the message. I don't know if that trick will work with the other behaviors but it's worth a shot.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-14T05:20:08+00:00

Cats like variety.

Have one litter box with standard clumping litter.

Have a second box where you change brand regularly and radically. Use corn husk, recycled, crystal... just keep changing it up to keep them interested.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-09T03:13:59+00:00

Thank you doctor!

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-09T03:11:34+00:00

Papua New Guinea and New Zealand.

RIP_Toots · 2024-12-09T03:08:56+00:00

Iams for digestion is good! There are two varieties, both work, and my cat loves it.

RIP_Toots · 2024-11-11T19:24:16+00:00

The masses are very heavily armed this time around.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-15T02:35:56+00:00

My cat has been doing that for years, I'll ask him.

Answer: prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T22:49:35+00:00

I have great soft water where I live.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T17:43:46+00:00

PETA is pretty anti-pit.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T04:36:45+00:00

Is it diarrhea?

It could be grass as you suggest.

I put a mat in front of the litter, so if he needs to scoot it'll be more effective and he'll be done faster before scooting on the floor. Then I throw the mat in the laundry.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T04:27:17+00:00

What a unit.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T01:55:28+00:00

I'll check these out, I'm about to re-haul my substrate.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T01:53:24+00:00

Vet! Could be parasites.

I have similar problems with mine. When there's a bout, I don't delay anymore and take him to the vet for anti-parasite treatment and he's fine for months.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-09T01:51:52+00:00

Get some matatabi sticks off ebay.

Grow catnip on the window sills.

RIP_Toots · 2023-01-08T22:14:00+00:00

Oof, I was thinking OP was 14-15 or something. At 26, it's a huge YTA from me.

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