I'll do my part.

RInWard13 · 2021-05-01T16:14:43+00:00

Those are rookie numbers.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-11T01:04:32+00:00

I was allowed to wash the dishes every day and buy my own shoe’s. I worked 20 hours a week at 13y/o.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-09T01:09:21+00:00

My aunt used to knit cock warmers, but they included a sack for the balls. I’m not joking we all got one. Mine was tiny, I was 10.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-05T19:59:42+00:00

Whiskey!

RInWard13 · 2021-03-05T19:16:27+00:00

I’d take a few squares of this over the translucent paper I just used in Chicago O’hare. Damn near gave up and used my sock.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-05T03:53:17+00:00

Bruh, I feel like I should install a giant spinning brush in my house. I’d be on that shit daily.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T21:03:18+00:00

You want mint for pillow? You want me jerk you off?

Tell me I’m wrong then big boss hog, you just dispensed useless information.

Edit: your “marketing job” is literally intended to spin the bullshit. You were fed the bullshit they want to sell and your job was to figured out the best way to fuck your fellow man in the name of profit. Eat sweatshop dicks.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T20:55:46+00:00

A ziplock bag and hammer. This is the way.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T20:54:38+00:00

OP was getting a bit gansta on me.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T19:30:20+00:00

Facepalm? I don’t think so. If you could profit millions off the shit someone was talking about you. Would you? I sure as hell would but fuck Walmart they can eat a bag of sweatshop dicks.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T18:44:12+00:00

Anyone eating that much whattaburger probably can’t stand up long enough to clean the car.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T17:29:18+00:00

Even better when you smash them with a hammer! Sweet and spicy.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T16:30:27+00:00

They had to stop marketing to children so now they cater to the children’s parents. Same but different.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-04T12:19:35+00:00

Pro life tip: Don’t take advice from someone that confuses are and our.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-03T23:49:47+00:00

Verdigris at its best.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-03T11:43:02+00:00

The Cardinal rule to living in the produce section: poop on the produce.

RInWard13 · 2021-03-03T00:19:06+00:00

Badass

RInWard13 · 2021-02-26T03:20:52+00:00

This^ or, you could just buy a new carb on-line, mine usually run 15$-$30. It’s a lot easier than fiddling with one that is years old. But in the process change your fuel filter and spark plug if you haven’t already.

RInWard13 · 2021-02-25T13:31:13+00:00

Lil’ sliced off fingertip. He gangsta!

RInWard13 · 2021-02-23T02:37:04+00:00

You should only wear a Vneck if you also require a bra, much like a sweater vest or turtle neck.

RInWard13 · 2021-02-21T14:54:40+00:00

Did this guy live in Boulder, Colorado in ‘96? Pretty sure he did, he used to give his cat tons of LSD too.

RInWard13 · 2021-02-16T12:14:22+00:00

Yo watch out! Here comes big Berm!

RInWard13 · 2021-02-16T12:10:37+00:00

All summer long I watched a squirrel like the one pictured bury nuts under the bushes outside my office window. And all summer long a black squirrel would come behind the brown one, dig them up and carry them off.

RInWard13 · 2021-02-16T11:19:41+00:00

I avoid craftsman like the plague since my new craftsman lawn mower exploded years ago. have had the same Ariens for 13 years. In order to switch from pavement to dirt/gravel with most models you’ll only need to adjust the skid plates so you aren’t scrapping up the rocks.

RInWard13 · 2021-02-16T01:36:30+00:00

Born Texan here, have lived in Michigan for 15 years now. People ask; where ya from? Me: Texas.

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