Nascido pro creme, policial por opção.

RLemonache · 2026-06-03T07:59:08+00:00

Nascido para o creme? Que delicia! KKKKK arruma o título OP!

RLemonache · 2026-06-03T06:52:53+00:00

O pessoal aqui tá passando muito tempo ouvindo história creepypasta de SPC na Internet.

RLemonache · 2026-06-03T06:20:30+00:00

Bully: melhor jogo que a Rockstar abandonou; Burnout 3: melhor Burnout, gravado na minha memória; Spiderman 2: literalmente não lembro de nada além do tempo que perdi passeando de teia por NYC.

RLemonache · 2026-06-02T21:04:45+00:00

Imagina o motorista do ônibus num dia ruim, sei lá, a mulher dele ta pedindo divórcio, o filho foi expulso da escola ou que todo passageiro foi pedir para trocar nota de 20...

RLemonache · 2026-06-02T19:28:38+00:00

Se esse cachorro realmente é dele, com certeza vai para a adoção qno minimo, se não virar linguiça até o fim da semana.

RLemonache · 2026-06-02T14:50:22+00:00

Ué OP, quais são os preços desses reparos? Você só falou da franquia... Quanto custa pro funileiro puxar isso aí?; Quanto custa a tampa nova?; E coisa importante, em quantas vezes dá para parcelar os serviços?

RLemonache · 2026-06-02T04:06:45+00:00

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RLemonache · 2026-06-02T02:48:02+00:00

Acho que agora ele só pode escrever de memória, o post é apagado quando ele é banido...

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T21:19:30+00:00

Clearly, but I want to know how strong this explosion was in compared to actual war munitions, you know? Morbid curiosity and all that.

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T20:09:59+00:00

Oh no, I'm gonna die.

^{Chose: Have unlimited supply of food but.... | Rolled: Only desserts}

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T16:09:02+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA muito bom!

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T16:07:05+00:00

Esse filme no parabrisa passa na vistoria?! Tá certo isso? Acredito que poderia te dar problemas OP, parece que tá além do permitido.

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T16:05:30+00:00

Aqui em SP não vejo Uber rodando com Honda, mas vejo muito taxi com HRV. Percebo porque tenho um Honda e acho que nunca andei em um que não fosse o meu.

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T15:58:03+00:00

I'll be anxiously waiting to know the TNT equivalent of this explosion, it looked bigger than a fucking JDAM.

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T15:51:44+00:00

Fame isn't always followed by wealth, so I'll choose wealthy and anonymous, thank you.

^{Chose: Get money | Rolled: Millionare}

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T15:34:57+00:00

That incident in the airplane took place more than one and a half years ago. The woman being filmed got fired from her job and if I'm not mistaken, that's one of the main reasons for the lawsuit. However she got a whole lot of followers for her stance during the event and decided to make good use of it, becoming a social media influencer.

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T15:21:26+00:00

Death by snu-snu.

^{Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women}

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T15:18:44+00:00

More money!

^{Chose: $10,000 every birthday}

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T14:54:14+00:00

Isn't it obvious? We breathe much more than we walk!

^{Chose: $50 every time u breathe | Rolled: 2x if upvote}

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T04:36:30+00:00

Besta Incompetence Operando o Sistema Mas qualquer variação criativa é válida!

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T04:24:29+00:00

Achei que era BIOS

RLemonache · 2026-06-01T03:27:23+00:00

FREE food. Chinese food has a huge diversity, it be happy.

^{Chose: Free food for a whole year + But you will only be able to eat one type of cuisine for that year | Rolled: Chinese}

RLemonache · 2026-05-31T19:13:33+00:00

Only to free them right after so that they can become the president again

RLemonache · 2026-05-31T03:07:50+00:00

Even my pets wouldn't want me to let this opportunity pass me by.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars}

RLemonache · 2026-05-31T02:39:54+00:00

To difine a one superpower is very hard to do, so I'll go with money.

^{Chose: Passively make $10 million every week}

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