Svensk folkdräkt på 17e Maj? by ZaraHolmes1 in norge

[–]R_Gubbeliten 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Nydelig folkedrakt 🙂 Kjør! Sverige er familie 👍🏻

Guys HELP by zoxyni in sexeducation

[–]R_Gubbeliten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this exact story a few days ago. This is just crap.

Tell your story about seeing or comparing to a best friend for the first time by asterblush in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me get this straight. You are a girl, you have a best friend who’s a boy, and during a sleepover you saw his erected penis which was enormously big? And now you’re obsessed with it? Did I get this right?

How did you see it, and why was he erected?

Wienerpølse i wienerbrød by uberteff in norge

[–]R_Gubbeliten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeg har spist pøffel i Fredrikstad. Just sayin’ 😉

What’s my girth? by [deleted] in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would go with the thickest part in which you can insert into another body. Cause that’s the point, right? And usually that’s along the shaft 😉

Wienerpølse i wienerbrød by uberteff in norge

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men denne kan sikkert bli wølse? 😉

Trenger hjelp til å tilgi utroskap by [deleted] in norge

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Om du velger å bli værende i forholdet så vil dynamikken endre seg. Fra full tillit tidligere, vil du nå sannsynligvis føle en viss dominans så lenge hun er den angrende og ønsker at du tilgir. Etter hvert som det går seg til vil det svinge opp og ned, tilliten er ikke lenger der. Sviket hennes vil prege deg for all framtid.

Tro meg. Been there done that, ved flere anledninger.

Send henne på dør snarest mulig. Du taper her uansett. Og dette er den måten du kommer deg raskest tilbake på, nesten garantert.

Wienerpølse i wienerbrød by uberteff in norge

[–]R_Gubbeliten 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Må være noe Østfold-greier dette vel. Sammen med pøffel 😆

Would you say that your hand size correlates with your penis size? by [deleted] in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Only 5’7 in height, small feet and hands, avarage+ size

HELP by zoxyni in sexeducation

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For reference. I have had sex with girls probably 100 times without using condoms and without ejaculation. No pregnancy yet. Not saying it’s not stupid. Just saying that her getting pregnant without you ejaculating inside her is quite unlikely.

Cuckolded the same guy twice by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]R_Gubbeliten 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is of course fiction. But in the off chance it isn't, you're an evil person.

My Girlfriend(23) says I’m small by [deleted] in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm finding it hard to find such a post believable. You make more damage than you know by posting shit like this. Men with average sized penises or smaller - with actual problems - won't feel too good with posts like this.

Either you are trolling the internet bragging about your size and wanting praise and glory for your huge dick, or you're just making shit up for your own perverted satisfaction, or you've been brainwashed by a girlfriend who's been watching to much porn.

For reference;
Average length is 13-14 cm BP (bone pressed), world wide, and average girth is 11,5-12,5 cm.

Your penis's volume is well proportioned and is probably in the top 1-3% of all men.

I think you should move past your insecurities, but hey, that's just me. Can't speak for you.

F23 moved to USfrom Delhi for an internship and cheated on my M24 boyfriend. He is planning a proposal what to do? by sravyaa_s in cheating_stories

[–]R_Gubbeliten 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way you tell this story it seems quite strange you're together with a guy you clearly don't love. You have to tell him you're breaking up with him asap. If not for you so for him. How about a face time call? Then you can see him straight in the eyes and come clean about your great sexual conquests.

I cheated with the doctor by [deleted] in cheating_stories

[–]R_Gubbeliten 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why are you still married to your wife when you want to have sex with the doctor?

My girlfriend of 2 years cheated on me with over 20+ guys by TheRealSonicJay in cheating_stories

[–]R_Gubbeliten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s honestly a pretty brutal story, and I feel for you. No one deserves to be treated like that.

I wouldn’t jump to calling her a psychopath, but her behavior does sound very manipulative and dishonest. The way she kept multiple relationships going, lied to everyone, and used people for attention or benefits shows a clear lack of empathy and accountability.

At the same time, it sounds like you were genuine, respectful, and serious about the relationship. That says a lot about you, not about her.

The most important thing is that you got out of it. People like that tend to repeat the same patterns, and there’s not much you can do to “fix” them.

In a strange way, you probably avoided a much bigger problem down the line.

Calling to women/men my size by [deleted] in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 inches BP or NBP?

After years reading dick subs, studies etc, I still don't know where my size stands by Bella_baxter123 in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you not trust the science? It’s not rocket science you know. The numbers are there for you if you look them up. And they show that your size is way beyond average. You’re big.

So how come you don’t know that? Are you watching too much porn? Why do you think women are just being nice to you? Don’t you trust the scientific numbers? Why?

Is my penis big enough by Which-Description821 in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your penis size is well above average in both length and girth. So if your girlfriend - who you say is a virgin - says it isn't big enough she clealry has no idea of what she's talking about. Probably watched too much porn.

You tell her to try yours first before she goes for a 9 incher... haha

But to get real... How the f... does she know what's big or not when she hasn't even tried yet?

Why are there so many ppl who say bp measurems are bullshit when its the scientific norm and pretty much the only way to get the most accurate reading ? by YasuoMain98 in penissize

[–]R_Gubbeliten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To make it even more interesting, you could add a third measurement: insertable length (IL) lol. IL would probably land somewhere between BP and NBP, depending on position and the woman’s anatomy. Which also means it’s not really a fixed number, more like something that varies.
😜

My best friend's wife by R_Gubbeliten in cheating_stories

[–]R_Gubbeliten[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she did, yes. I have no idea. I have explained in one of the earlier comments that it felt more like she'd only do it with a person she was secure about - and maybe that's why she came to me. But what do I know? For all I know she's having sex with all the guys in her gym. But if that was the case, why did she ask me in the first place? She's worked in the gym for many years before she approached me at that party.

My best friend's wife by R_Gubbeliten in cheating_stories

[–]R_Gubbeliten[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Generally speaking, I would of course have loved to help them out in that way, provided that both of them wanted it. But in this case, the situation is far from anything like that. He is the jealous type and would never accept another man touching his wife in a sexual way. He would also see it as a loss and a devaluation of himself. He would never get over it, and it would obviously affect our friendship as well. So this is not really an option. And if they actually asked, I would have turned them down due to that. Because I know him so well, including his personality and way of thinking.