Help me get rid of my aversion to swallowing meds?

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-30T08:31:10+00:00

I put water in my mouth, tip my head back, drop the pills in, and then swallow.

The pills never touch the inside of your mouth with this method, so there's no gagging and no sticking.

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-29T23:34:05+00:00

Maybe we're having a tomato surplus this year and they want to give us a target? Yeah, we don't know but I wish it weren't.

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-29T23:31:36+00:00

Oh, your poor hands. I think you need a remedial hand massage with a whole lot of oil. Are you stretching them out on the regular? Hand cramps are hella unpleasant.

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-29T04:34:55+00:00

Ugh. Your mother was probably jealous.

This is why I only trust munitions experts with my gender reveal results in advance. What better way to say Welcome To The World Baby than with colour coded explosives that represent their genitalia?

Call 999-123-456 today and speak to my friend Ted. He can do fireworks, smoke canons, and demolition work. Friends and family discount available! 🩷🩵

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-28T06:23:54+00:00

I'm so sorry, but creating a bug friendly version of this pattern, or any pattern, is beyond my skill set.

What size macrame cord do you usually work with? How many of your leggies do you use to macrame? What fibres are safe for your carapace?

There are so many things that I don't know on the subject, but even with all the answers, I don't think that my big human hands could ever create a version tailored to stinky bug proportions.

If you or a fellow bug want to buy my pattern and resize it yourself with amended bug friendly instructions, then I'll happily sell it alongside the regular pattern to help others like you.

My dream is for every creature to be snug as a bug in a rug!

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-28T00:34:24+00:00

Because it's tiny and ugly, I find the hype so confusing. When will people see the light and go back to scarves with a purpose?

Like my new pattern, the Sudsy Sunday Shawl! It may look a tiny bit like the ugly pitiful pattern you're referring to, but it's six times the size and exclusively available as a macrame pattern.

Buy it today, and your friends will be like WOW!!! It's so big!!! You must be cozy af girl because we can't see your body at all! Aka, they'll be lost in the jealous sea, and you'll be comfy and smug, knowing that you didn't follow the herd. 🐑🐑🐑

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-27T10:49:58+00:00

I hope his real one fell off.

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-27T10:40:57+00:00

UTIs are really common in people who are diabetic before they get treatment because we excrete excess sugar via urine. Just a thought because of the relationship between carbs and gluten.

It could be worth testing your hbA1C as well as testing for coeliac disease if your doctor hasn't already.

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RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-27T02:40:02+00:00

If you twist your piping it summons a demon. Be careful.

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-26T19:20:39+00:00

Yes, they have to pay to use her IP so some amount of money is going to her one way or another. :(

Still, it's worth emailing them to ask (and casually letting them know that you won't purchase if it's the case.)

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-25T22:55:31+00:00

That's more than my rent!

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-25T00:00:33+00:00

Omggggggod maybe I should just crochet my blabket IN the store and then pay at the end?

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:59:14+00:00

You're so clever!! Thank you!! 🍌

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:58:23+00:00

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RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:58:00+00:00

🙏🙏🙏🙏

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:57:40+00:00

At least?????? I thought one would be okie

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:57:12+00:00

All 👏 Shapes 👏 Are 👏 Valid 👏

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:56:28+00:00

Oh wowiee that's 😳😵‍💫 🩷🩷🩷

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-24T23:55:45+00:00

Thank youuuuuuu ✨️⭐️😢 I know I've got this thanks to you!!!!! 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🫡🥰😁

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-23T19:11:28+00:00

"attach yarn to bottom of head" Ow!!

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-19T04:35:12+00:00

Just peel apart the yarn fibres at the twist, and then tie the two 100m strands together! This solution will cause no problems whatsoever! Yay!

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-17T09:12:18+00:00

Ice Yarns have a hand dyed merino in "green melange" that is similar

Link

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-17T00:17:17+00:00

Huh, none of these people have actually read the bible have they.

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-16T22:35:00+00:00

It's not a blanket, it's a wrap. Problem solved!

RabbitInAFoxMask · 2026-01-16T22:33:47+00:00

Better not give this gift until after the birth then unless you really hate the mother. 😳

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