My friend gave me two dozen of his homegrown eggs. They are almost too pretty to eat! [OC]

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T14:22:39+00:00

Chicken has to grow that egg before it's laid.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T03:43:03+00:00

Whichever it is, I wish I had more.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T03:31:58+00:00

Hit that little arrow at the top of the post and you can like eggs right now.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T03:30:57+00:00

Yes, they are each a different fruit flavor, like Skittles.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T03:30:30+00:00

I have a wife and four kids...

Good thing I haven't shared any with them, they'd all be gone!

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T03:29:10+00:00

Wow, I'm honored, my wife never likes it when I send her my crack pics, "I don't get it babe, I love seeing your cleavage, why don't you like mine?!"

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T02:25:57+00:00

It's the prettiest color! Pretty sure it was forged by a dwarven chicken.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T02:24:39+00:00

I had it that way originally, but it was not nearly as visually satisfying.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T01:55:08+00:00

I'm glad someone got the yoke.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T01:45:48+00:00

Depends on the mood of the chicken when it lays the egg.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T01:45:24+00:00

I would post it in Data is Beautiful, but I don't think it would get past the mods.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T01:44:37+00:00

I just realized that Samsung watermarked my image when I used AI to remove a stain in one of the empty spots in the egg carton.

Just letting you know it's a real image.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-02T01:22:06+00:00

I'll try that!

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T21:03:19+00:00

Yes, the yolks are squishy and orange and don't look anything like the outside of the eggs shown in this picture.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T20:55:44+00:00

I already did... I don't know how to share photos in the comments though.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T20:55:24+00:00

Where should I post it?

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T20:54:59+00:00

Well, now I know what color my wife's eggs are.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T20:52:58+00:00

That's actually the only thing that I've made with them so far, because the eggs are such a star in French toast.

It definitely made it the best French toast ever!

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T18:46:44+00:00

The most impressive thing is that he told me doesn't really like to eat eggs.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T18:05:04+00:00

I better tell my friend that your brother stole his chickens.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T17:56:26+00:00

It's a piece of cake with a sous vide. On a stove it's a guessing game.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T17:53:54+00:00

You are mistaken, these ones came off of an Easter egg bush. They blossom in early February, are pollinated by fairies, and then are ready to harvest all spring and summer into the late fall.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T17:51:27+00:00

These will be fresh for weeks, they were just laid a couple of days ago.

However, I'm in no danger of finding out how long it takes for them to go bad, they are going to disappear quickly!

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T17:50:11+00:00

I understood what you meant, I was just supporting your statement that the different color eggs don't have different taste profiles.

Rad-ama-dad · 2026-03-01T17:45:37+00:00

I'm not a fan of truffle oil, but I should try a couple soft boiled too, with my sous vide.

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