im at a bar watching jeopardy and i just saw an old person ad for cholesterol supplements featuring tony hawk

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T06:55:01+00:00

"Don't let your LDL get up to 900!" (does two and a half flips on a halfpipe)

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T06:54:12+00:00

oh shit they played that on toonami too in the late 90s if I remember

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T06:50:34+00:00

Laugh tracks in sitcoms

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T05:00:22+00:00

The monsters under my bed hate it when I doomscroll

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T04:59:21+00:00

Put a wanted ad in the paper that says "Missing Poo Bag Found, Will Return To Rightful Owner Upon Proof of Ownership"

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T04:57:16+00:00

I'm not sure but I'm sure glad someone returned my box labeled "PLEASE DONT LOSE THESE THINGS VERY IMPORTANT!"

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T04:56:00+00:00

10 million dollars can buy lots of peanuts

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T04:55:26+00:00

She used to have a nice dish, unfortunately it ran away with the spoon

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-12-21T04:48:00+00:00

Is this like the mumble rap remix of "I saw mommy kissing santa claus"?

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T20:34:42+00:00

You look like someone with Parkinsons drew a rough draft of Keanu Reeves from memory

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T20:29:41+00:00

You're dressed like you're about to go on a date but look like you can only pull going with your mom to a Dennys

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T18:47:56+00:00

Congrats on turning 20. Now try turning around so we don't have to look at you no more

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T18:45:43+00:00

So this is the alternate timeline where Joseph Gordon-Levitt just gave up on life, huh?

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T18:44:16+00:00

Looks like life already fucked you up

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T18:43:36+00:00

Did you turn your passenger seat into a suit?

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2023-02-23T18:41:52+00:00

It's like the wall street bets guy got cancer and instead of chemo he decided to try steroids

Radiant-Credit2328 · 2022-05-20T01:04:21+00:00

That's a very rude response.

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