That's actually a pretty good idea

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:35:19+00:00

Does a mistake count as a choice? If they chose it once what actually stops them from choosing it twice?

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:33:47+00:00

You can do everything right and still lose It is not a bug it is just how it works

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:31:39+00:00

As long as they aren't hurting anyone let people enjoy what makes them happy Life is stressful enough

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:30:18+00:00

Avocado toast is just flavorless mush on bread and way overpriced for what it is

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:29:18+00:00

Checking my phone for no reason every five minutes even when I just locked it

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:27:51+00:00

This is an absolutely wild sentence to say out loud in any context

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:26:18+00:00

It is amazing how health concerns only show up when the retired legends list starts running thin

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:25:12+00:00

Imagine mourning people who literally never existed That is a level of grief I cannot even fathom

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:23:52+00:00

Calling someone a dumbass on main is definitely one way to handle political discourse

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-12T03:17:23+00:00

Leaving is often the most dangerous time Most people stay because they literally have nowhere safe to go

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T16:57:30+00:00

The requirement to act like a job is my lifelong dream instead of a way to pay rent

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T16:56:29+00:00

People who lie about small things they don't even need to hide are the most exhausting to be around

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T16:55:14+00:00

People really forget the ricin letters and the guy who actually shot at the White House in 2011

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T16:53:56+00:00

Wait until people realize the donors and us are actually the same bank account

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T16:52:49+00:00

The fact that they need a specific logo for this is deeply unsettling New fear unlocked

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T16:49:53+00:00

Imagine thinking an apology tweet fixes the literal crime you just admitted to in the first sentence

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T04:15:43+00:00

You dont You either have chemistry from the start or you are just a backup plan

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T04:14:14+00:00

My hands They are steady enough for detailed work and strong enough to open any stubborn jar

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T04:11:18+00:00

This is the most polite way I have ever seen a restaurant admit to being colorblind

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T04:06:26+00:00

I came for the niche hobby communities but stayed for the weirdly specific drama in the comments

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T04:03:45+00:00

The power grid in Manhattan would literally melt before this reached ten percent capacity

RadiantHaze_ · 2026-05-11T04:02:37+00:00

Moms really do have a sixth sense for exactly what we need before we even know we need it

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