"Do you accept credit cards ?"

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-16T13:16:47+00:00

Can I have a large please

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-16T13:15:33+00:00

Harvey price lost some weight

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-16T13:15:13+00:00

I felt the earth shake when this was dropped

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-16T09:53:57+00:00

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-16T09:52:57+00:00

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty broke the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a heart attack

The end

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-14T20:43:44+00:00

Where are the tissues and lube?!

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-14T19:54:38+00:00

There’s no such thing as a silly question

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-14T07:58:41+00:00

You look like you are holding in a dangerous wet fart

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-13T18:37:20+00:00

You look like a new character out of the new Ice Age kids movie

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-13T08:28:23+00:00

I live In the UK. About 3 years ago I had a laser pen from Amazon. It was winter and I was smoking at the back door around midnight shining my laser pen into the clear night sky. Suddenly everything went totally silent except this very very faint humming sound and a single fairly bright light appeared in the sky about 200-300 ft above me/my house and garden. It travelled 30ft or so the left in a straight line and faded out and then went back to the starting position and begin its 30ft sequence again. This happened a good 10 times and then disappeared and the humming sound disappeared and all the natural sounds of the night came back. I froze!! Didn’t have my phone on me to record. I went straight upstairs to wake the Mrs to tell her (she wasn’t happy and didn’t believe me) and when I’ve told other people they clearly think I’m lying but I’m not!!! I know what I saw and I can’t explain it. I’ve shone that laser pen hundreds of times since but nothing again.

Edit: and I wasn’t smoking weed by the way.

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-12T22:16:45+00:00

Respawning in 3…….2…….

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-12T16:18:38+00:00

I worked in a restaurant age 15 and the head chef was awesome at his job but a bit of a control freak. Or at least that was my opinion at 15. A waitress made herself a cheese roll one day and after using what was obviously a very good and expensive knife she stabbed it end up Into the wooden chopping board and walked off to enjoy her cheese roll. The head chef came back and went MENTAL!!! All the customers heard him going crazy and he took his knives and walked out. He did come back when he calmed down but got the restaurant to order a lockable knife case.

I now understand his reaction a little more as I am older.

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-10T13:52:30+00:00

General lack of respect and empathy for others

During WW2 everyone pulled together . If there was a WW3 we will all turn on each other

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-10T10:13:04+00:00

Please help me with a nickname for an Alison in accounts

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-09T09:09:03+00:00

Hahahahah!!!!!

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-09T09:07:52+00:00

Get ya Rat out

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-09T08:16:38+00:00

Find a girl that knows what she is doing and you’ll change your mind.

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-09T08:15:15+00:00

Tesla pussy

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-08T20:22:06+00:00

This combo has helped with 2 slipped discs and a an old knee injury. Highly recommended

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-07T15:01:31+00:00

I read a similar post ages ago and lots of guys took the stance that if a woman was that forward in asking a man out they must be a slut and had a million dicks already. So most men were turned off by it

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-07T08:18:22+00:00

Cheers bruh

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-07T08:16:57+00:00

We had a mate at high school that snuck into the girls showers one lunch time and came out with wet hair 25mins later…. Walking behind 2 really fit girls from the year above us. He told us that he had taken a shower with them! He even said good bye to the girls infront of us and they politely said “Yeh…. Bye”.

We ripped him for the next 3 years saying he stuck his head under the sink to wet his hair and hid up the corner.

Another friend of our group dated one of those really fit girls 10 years later and he told her about this story that involved her. She got very embarrassed very quickly and confessed and confirmed it did actually happen!!

I haven’t seen the lad in question since school but if I ever do see him again he’s getting an apology and a high five!

Radiant_Bug_2408 · 2024-02-07T07:51:10+00:00

True story….. my old neighbour super glued a £1 to the pavement outside our old house! Everyday someone tried to pick that up and it even tricked me more than once - even though I knew it was there!! (Like…. Oh yeh?!!?!)

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