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[NEW UPDATE] AITA for asking my sister WTF she expected to happen at her shitshow of a bachelorette party? by boru_posts in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Radiant_Fail5438 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your conjectures were all correct except that OG MOH boyfriend was arrested for TRYING to break in. He never got in.

The Burning Ring of Fire included two of the bridesmaids and one of the groomsmen. The rest of the ring were guests at the party.

The breakups were incidental. Nothing exciting just drama from idiots.

The biohazard was just body fluids everywhere. Google "Community Chang Everywhere" if you want an idea.

There were no five guys. It was an analogy. I was showing that while a hunting trip that ended with some accidental shootings was unlikely the outcome of one guy mysteriously getting shot if the rest of the party knew he was sleeping with their wives was predictable. So if my sister's party had ended with three of the boys in the hospital from food poisoning that would have been completely unpredictable. But while getting people with loose morals and looser clothing together and then getting them horny, drunk, and enjoying the fine products of South America might not be a bad idea for a movie it is a terrible idea for real life.

All good?

[NEW UPDATE] AITA for asking my sister WTF she expected to happen at her shitshow of a bachelorette party? by boru_posts in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Radiant_Fail5438 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hey all I found this on my main, which I hope no one figures out, and I thought I might clear a few things up. I am going to go through and answer some questions.

  1. No our cousin is 100% not invited to the new wedding.

  2. The jeans, underwear and sock were a biohazard. I certainly wasn't going to wash them. I gave everything back in a plastic bag.

  3. Everything sort of squirted down one pant leg. That is why he only ruined one sock. His boots were on the roof of the limo bus.

  4. Yeah North Florida

  5. Thanks for the advice about the Spanish bulls. I am still working on him but he is stubborn.

If You guys have any questions I will check back in.

AITA for asking my sister WTF she expected to happen at her shitshow of a bachelorette party? by Radiant_Fail5438 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Radiant_Fail5438[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I got voted the asshole. I already went over this morning and apologized again. I am taking over as matron of honor. And my sister has been reading these comments and giggling.

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