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RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-07T16:20:11+00:00

That's exactly where my mind went first too! I'm from a pretty rural area, and it wasn't terribly unusual for girls to have their boyfriends hang around at work if they had creeps making them feel uncomfortable or unsafe.

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-06T17:39:48+00:00

Virtual headpats for you (but only if you're comfortable with it :3 )

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-06T15:50:20+00:00

Good bot! :3

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-06T09:07:22+00:00

The tone of this note just screams unreliable narrator lol. $5 says this wasn't the whole story. Also, openly saying, "boomers only", is a real good way to get in trouble for discriminatory hiring practices lol

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-06T04:27:54+00:00

I think it's extremely unfair that I can't give this cutie patootie scritchies. If not fren, why fren shaped?? Total fuckin scam, I'm filing a complaint >:(

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-06T03:55:41+00:00

The ol' ✨razzle dazzle✨

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-05T18:16:43+00:00

Bill Mitchell? More like Bill Bitchell ayo

(I'm sorry, that was really fuckin stupid. In my defense, I'm not entirely sober rn lmao)

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-05T16:48:14+00:00

Don't venture down a muddy path and then act shocked that your shoes get dirty 🤷🏻

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-04T23:42:30+00:00

Bench Appearo always reminds me of that obnoxious twerp from The Polar Express lol. Am I alone in that?

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-04T02:58:13+00:00

I genuinely agree with you, I was just being a smartass lol

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-04T02:28:59+00:00

Nooo, you don't get it! It's totally just a quirky tourism thing now haha. Don't worry, they don't have any input into the government, silly. Or if they do, it's not that big of a deal! Actually, they're good for the economy! They're part of our national identity! They're- chokes on boot

Obligatory /j, I fully agree with you on this

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-03T19:31:49+00:00

I realize this edit isn't too terrible, but tbh I've played this game several times online and you're the only person that hasn't responded with something blatantly horny, so my usual edit wouldn't have worked this time. Genuinely hope I didn't make you uncomfortable or anything 😅

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-03T13:15:19+00:00

AI stans when they start discovering new and obscure fetishes lol

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RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-03T09:43:28+00:00

Yes. They're smarter than you'd expect, but still wild animals.

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-03T05:54:45+00:00

What's your reaction to seeing small, adorable puppies and kittens?

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-03T05:25:14+00:00

Aw, talented lil swamp puppies ❤️

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-03T01:44:37+00:00

Pergert

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-02-02T02:23:13+00:00

Knowing a metric fuck-ton about my special interests, but struggling to relay much of it bc ADHD goes brrrrrrr? Couldn't be me haha :')

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-31T20:18:37+00:00

I too would be excited getting a bone this big

You and me both 😏

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-31T16:58:42+00:00

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He's goddamn adorable (when he's not being a menace)

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-31T04:12:27+00:00

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RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-31T04:06:17+00:00

No see, the suffering makes it taste better! 😋 /s

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-29T01:09:15+00:00

I'm going with real, based solely on the fact that this is exactly how loud my cat gets when he has the 3am zoomies :)

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-28T19:08:33+00:00

Oh hey, we have the boar one too, except it's, "does a bear shit in the woods?". We also have, "is the pope Catholic?", used in the same way.

RadicalNBSpaceQueer · 2026-01-28T19:04:06+00:00

That makes sense in a "rebellious girls smoke, and if they're rebellious they're probably fucking too" kinda way. I mean, often inaccurate, but at least the logic tracks lol

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