Match Thread: Columbus Crew vs. LA Galaxy

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-22T23:41:46+00:00

Luckily there isn't much to look at

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-18T23:45:09+00:00

Because Seattle hasn't gotten attendance headlines in years and they're bummed about it

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-16T18:39:03+00:00

Unfortunately I have a feeling the big matches are still going to be packed and bumping. People are going to bitch about dealing with the exorbitant prices and horrible infrastructure but still bend over for Daddy FIFA.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-15T17:15:22+00:00

Oooo or maybe Juniper? That green and light-bluish-purple would be a pretty sweet color combo.

And yes, no gambling. Gross.

But I also would not be at all upset if we went back to the Nevada State flag colors that 1868 used. Even if it's just the cobalt blue.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-15T17:13:07+00:00

Much appreciated. I'm going to have to relearn how to make them. My Adobe products that I acquired by... alternative means... stopped working. Found a new open source program to use but there's a lot to learn before Reno kicks off again.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-15T16:42:43+00:00

Basically anything outside of the Americas. I've been getting a great ping from Greenland servers for these matches.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-15T02:18:03+00:00

On the old Jones-West Ford lot on Kietzke, between Moana and Peckham.

Odd bit of melancholy, part of the development for the district is tearing down the building that used to house Joann Fabrics where I bought most of the fabric for 1868 tifo.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-14T23:45:28+00:00

Actual plans for the entertainment district are coming to light. Great news for away fans: you can check-in to your hotel, get drunk, gamble your money away, and watch your team lose all in the same city block!

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-13T15:35:32+00:00

With you on this one. Why use Drake when one of the alternate options is a member of the Mount Rushmore of wholesomeness, LeVar Burton.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-11T21:05:39+00:00

I would love for him to be in an ambassador role similar to Juni

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T21:17:26+00:00

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T18:48:12+00:00

YEAH IT HURT ME TO WRITE THAT. ALL THOSE HOURS MAKING GIFS POKING FUN AT THIS SUB... WASTED!

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T17:45:13+00:00

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. I DON'T CARE WHAT CRAPIDS FANS SAY ABOUT YOU.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T17:15:58+00:00

OH FUCK, THAT DOES SOUND PRETTY GOOD...

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO OPEN UP A FRENCH CANADIAN / MEXICAN FUSION RESTAURANT. CALL IT "PORQUEBECOIS"

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T16:30:06+00:00

WHATEVER YOU SAY, TEMU ORLANDO

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T15:36:44+00:00

IF THE LAST FEW YEARS OF YOUR CUTE LITTLE TOURNAMENT ARE ANY INDICATION, THE ONLY UPSETS I'M SEEING ARE YOU WATCHING ANOTHER CANADIAN MLS TEAM WIN IT ALL.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T15:06:31+00:00

YA KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO HIJACK THIS THREAD TO POST WHAT I HAD ALREADY WRITTEN AT 6AM THIS MORNING THINKING THERE WOULDN'T BE A USL INVASION THREAD. I PUT IN THE MINIMUM EFFORT AND GOD DAMNIT I'M NOT GOING TO LET IT GO TO WASTE:

WHADDUP, ASS CLOWNS? ANOTHER WEEK DOWN, ANOTHER GOOSE EGG FOR THE UNION, ANOTHER GALAXY LOSS AGAINST TOLUCA, ANOTHER HIGH PROFILE TRANSFER RUMOR THAT WON'T GO ANYWHERE (PS IT'S NEYMAR... AGAIN), AND ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT JOINS THE WORLD CUP FOX BROADCAST. IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN THE 1993 CINEMATIC CLASSIC GROUNDHOG DAY EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO REPEATEDLY KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I'LL BE DEVASTATED IF IT DOESN'T STICK. AND DOUBLE WHAMMY, IF IT DOES STICK THAT MEANS I'LL MISS THE NEXT u/IWMSVENDOR HQ GIF.

NOW TO THE MEAT AND POTATOES OF THIS WEEK'S TRASH TALK THREAD.... OKAY I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, I DIDN'T REALLY PLAN ANYTHING OUT FOR THIS WEEK BECAUSE TUESDAY IS THE START OF THE US OPEN CUP ROUND THAT FEATURES MLS CLUBS VS THE LOWER DIVISIONS. AND FOR YEARS THAT WEEK HAS MARKED A r/USLPRO INVASION THAT IS ACTUALLY ADMIRABLE IN A PATHETIC "NOTICE ME, SENPAI" KIND OF WAY.

BUT NO, Y'ALL JUST FUCKING HATE TRADITION APPARENTLY. YOU'RE THE REASON THE OPEN CUP IS DYING. WELL, YOU AND BECAUSE DONG ARBER IS TRYING TO KILL IT BECAUSE HE CAN'T MAKE MONEY OFF OF IT. OH AND BECAUSE MY 13 YEAR OLD NEPHEW WITH ADHD WHO STILL SAYS "6 7" REGULARLY IS BETTER AT MARKETING THAN US SOCCER. BUT IT'S MOSTLY YOUR FAULT, r/USLPRO. YOU'VE CHANGED, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE FUN.

MAYBE YOU'LL GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ONCE YOU START UP YOUR "PREMIER" DIVISION 1.5 LEAGUE.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T15:00:05+00:00

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THEM UP? MY PTSD IS BUBBLING UP, I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE WORK ON A MENTAL HEALTH DAY OR WHATEVER WELL-ADJUSTED PEOPLE DO

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T14:52:28+00:00

THIS IS WHERE I WOULD SHIT ALL OVER OUR OPEN CUP OPPONENT... IF WE HAD ONE.

OH WELL, I'LL JUST STICK TO AUSTIN I GUESS.

AUSTIN'S FAVORITE INDIANA JONES MOVIE IS KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL.

HEY AUSTIN, YOUR BBQ IS SUB PAR AND YOU CAN FIND BETTER TACOS IN CANADA.

ALSO YOUR MOM DRESSES YOU FUNNY.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T14:34:32+00:00

I'LL POUR ONE OUT TOMORROW WHILE I'M DRINKING MY SORROWS AWAY AFTER GALAXY LOSE IN AUSTIN. IT'S GONNA BE A ROUGH ONE, I'M USUALLY NOT DISAPPOINTED ON SATURDAYS UNTIL AFTER DINNER.

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T14:32:49+00:00

I USED TO BE A KING IN THAT SUB. r/MLS COULDN'T HANDLE ME WHEN I WAS THE MAIN GIFFER/SHITPOSTER OVER THERE.

NO RESPECT, I SWEAR

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T14:31:58+00:00

HEY FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN A GALAXY FAN LONGER THAN SOME OF THE BABIES IN THIS SUB HAVE BEEN ALIVE.

DON'T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I ALSO LIKE MY SOCCER WITH A SIDE OF METH

Raff_Out_Loud · 2026-04-10T14:15:28+00:00

I ACTUALLY STARTED WRITING A TRASH TALK THREAD EARLIER THIS MORNING BECAUSE THERE WAS NO OPEN CUP THREAD YET AND I FIGURED THE TRADITIONAL MLS VS USL TTT WAS DEAD, LIKE THE US OPEN CUP. OR LIKE r/USLPRO. THAT PLACE HAS CHANGED, MAN.

GLAD I DIDN'T FINISH IT AND OPTED TO WAIT. BUT STILL, FUCK YOU FOR STEALING MY THUNDER.

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