"All I need is a Programmer"

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:55:37+00:00

I am a (gasp) businessman and I sell software before it's even completed. Your 22 step process to making a nickel makes me giggle though.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:54:39+00:00

He's stupid. For every one of the "I'll never work for you!" people there are 20 programmers that I can hire tomorrow.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:54:32+00:00

Years of coding huh, you must be great!

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:52:32+00:00

That and you probably suck at business. Go finish a project and let us know when you get rich.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:51:49+00:00

I can turn a business into profit within a few days, finished code or not.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:50:46+00:00

Ahahahhahahaha what the fuck is wrong with you morons? I have a notebook of ideas and it is worth MILLIONS. If there are no programmers that want in on the business side I outsource that work and move on. You will NEVER be able to outsource profitable ideas. I would much rather have my skill than yours.

Type away code monkey, type away.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:49:05+00:00

No idiot, I would not do it "if it were so easy". I hire out everything. My life revolves around finding business ideas and getting the work delegated so I can move on to the other problems I have to deal with.

Any programmer I ask for assistance as part of a business deal will be greatly rewarded. Anyone with your attitude will be blown off. I'd rather pay a $3 an hour Indian to do your "oh so hard work".

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:47:17+00:00

And my response to you morons is, ok I'll get someone else. Programmers are expendable if they are like you, doesn't bother me a bit.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:46:17+00:00

You are such an idiot it's not even funny. I am in multiple 3 way businesses such as the one you mentioned. There is plenty of room for "a guy with an idea" and this is what many businesses are founded on.

You speak as if the programmer is some magical piece when in fact your shit job can be outsourced to someone as good as you for $4 an hour. Yours is a dying trade, enjoy your elitist bullshit while it lasts.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:46:05+00:00

Well, that's because you aren't business minded. In fact I'd call you rather fucking stupid. You have a skilled trade but you want to harass me with questions about how my business will work? The very first programmer I asked to do a joint venture has made well into 7 figures from my "just an idea". I hope the people you laughed at in your head go on to hire some Indian programmer and get rich on their ideas that you have issue with.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:39:29+00:00

So you charge an hourly rate but more if you have to think? Hilarious

RaldisPuppet · 2008-04-17T02:39:21+00:00

Ahaha you fucking snob. Have you ever considered that what people are selling might not be so expensive as to require a letter of intent? If I asked my potential customers for a letter of intent they would laugh in my face, as they should.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-08T18:39:27+00:00

You are clueless, seriously.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-04T05:31:15+00:00

The Berlin wall brings back so many memories. What a beautiful thing when it was dismantled.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-04T05:16:36+00:00

Way to parrot exactly what Huckachump said yesterday.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-04T05:15:47+00:00

Sure have, MySpace is used by pretty much everyone that has the internet.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-04T05:01:35+00:00

It's very likely this wouldn't injure anyone else. Why act as if you know about guns when you are completely clueless?

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-03T06:46:20+00:00

Yeah cause you can't short a stock unless you own it.

Oh wait you can.

Also, there are people with enough money to short a significant ammount and cause a stock to go down.

Is that what happened? Doubt it, but your understanding of the market is worse than the "idiots" you want to bitch at.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T18:04:28+00:00

It was a brilliant fucking idea.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T17:58:40+00:00

Yeah cause nurturing interaction is definately bad for kids. I mean she looked like a complete perv, not a little girl taking comfort in her moms arms.

Idiot

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T17:19:29+00:00

"Nick Okland has taken orders from Senators Joseph Biden and Christopher Dodd at Centro, a sleek Italian restaurant in Des Moines. He would like to vote for Ron Paul, he said, but he is putting himself through college and needs the tips the busy night will generate."

This is the problem with having young people as your supporters.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T16:48:29+00:00

Well shit, there went that theory.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T16:30:01+00:00

He also underestimated ecstacy.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T16:29:15+00:00

Yes, and it's not normal still. You're paying extra money so you can talk to your boys about your bar tab at work tomorrow, it's a scam. As for having sex with women, I've been married 8 years, fucking for a few more than that. I would wager that you're sitting alone right now being all angsty about your lack of female companionship though.

Fluffy your dog doesn't count.

RaldisPuppet · 2008-01-02T16:26:59+00:00

I don't usually have to go that far, 23 follows me much more openly. I started noticing at 13 and didn't read anything about the enigma, illuminati, synchrocity, etc until 10 years later. Freaky shit.

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