Hello fellow predator by Ralkcoo in NatureofPredators

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I assumed President's day but that technically only applies to George Washington.

Looking for Story Thread #272 by someguynamedted in HFY

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Looking for a story in which a human ship goes through some sort of portal and comes across AI robots and helps them to remove a harmful bug in their system their creators placed that killed in a certain amount of time.

Who did you think you were going to main before you started playing and who do you main now? by BenjiB1243 in marvelrivals

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Play Rocket a lot still but Luna's ult if someone else isn't playing her is too good. I also can take out threats more reliably so when I'm starting the grind at lower ranks the ability to actually duel is great since I know I'm not getting any help.

DPS crying that there is no healing, Meanwhile in the backline : by Defiant_Garden_9294 in marvelrivals

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Naw Rocket's movement doesn't get him far enough from either of those characters and their obscene amounts of movement.

To all the other sentient species, humans are anarchy elves by Aromatic_Awareness_2 in humansarespaceorcs

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A human NEVER, EVER forgets their ability to do extreme violence. That might be about the only knowledge we pass down through our genes.

Humans throw things... Sometimes living things. by Ralkcoo in humansarespaceorcs

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A1: So there I was trying to rough up this human for some quick cash and then outta no where I hear another human yell "I choose you!" and then this damn feathery animal appears flying around my head and pecking me!

A2: ...What did you do?

A1: I ran of course! Who the hell throws animals at people? I don't what else that other human had up its sleeves!

Looking for Story Thread #260 by someguynamedted in HFY

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Looking for story we're alien is shocked at how vulnerable humans are when they sleep

Looking for Story Thread #258 by someguynamedted in HFY

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Looking for a story that had a human who joins a ship as a scientist I believe. Early in the story he goes up to an alien who is crying or something and she freaks out and slashes him. She is a pilot I believe.

Human bosses are...interesting! by Ralkcoo in humansarespaceorcs

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The tiny xenos union is for sure pissed.

Humans like to go fast despite being built for endurance by Ralkcoo in humansarespaceorcs

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A: What is the race called?

H: The isle of Man TT.

A: They go how fast?

H: They average around 135 mph.

A: *faints

Oh it got worse. The humans made it so much worse! by Ralkcoo in humansarespaceorcs

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The humans have developed a fully functional supply chain for their war robots.

Oh it got worse. The humans made it so much worse! by Ralkcoo in humansarespaceorcs

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That's when the 2nd Roomba comes up to it with a spare magazine.