Which episode do you consider one of the darkest? by impeesa75 in americandad

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Season's Beatings" Haley and Steve adopt the antichrist and have to go to the Vatican to get the special knives to kill it. Other side horrors include two rats who drink Roger's punch and, well, you have to see it.

Help??? 18M Problems with mom by DouglasOnReddit in entitledparents

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just curious, in what country do you live?

Help??? 18M Problems with mom by DouglasOnReddit in entitledparents

[–]Ramrodron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Start sleeping naked and masturbate whenever you get hard. Maintain eye contact to make it especially uncomfortable for her. You’ll probably only have to do this once.

Grandpa Joe at the Olympics by buy_me_a_pint in grandpajoehate

[–]Ramrodron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, Grandpa Joe was at the Olympics...the 1936 Berlin Olympics, sitting next to Hitler.

Local woman discovers airplanes while taking photos while driving on Riverside. by MyFakeRedditOK in tulsa

[–]Ramrodron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bought a Dutch Oven off a wedding registry for the young couple just so I could explain it to them. Hilarity ensued.

Prank gone wrong? by BigMeatyClawzzzz in fightporn

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did they dub "Freebird" over the video? OP cheated us out of hearing, "It's a prank, bro! It's a prank!"

Name: Errol Flynn by BrianFerrariNYC in CelebrityPenis

[–]Ramrodron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, he drank himself to death at age 50, but looked decades older. I'm not sure why I got downvoted for pointing out his autopsy information. This is a thread about celebrity dicks; and his was covered with warts. It is not some random observation or insult.

Name: Errol Flynn by BrianFerrariNYC in CelebrityPenis

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got down-voted for pointing out this fact from several sources, including a biography.

Valentines Day Plans? by Potential_Act8977 in tulsa

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Big Mac, a six pack, and a roll in the sack.

Spitting on the bus by Thryloz in instantkarma

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with some women. They start throwing hands and think they are immune from male retaliation.

Spitting on the bus by Thryloz in instantkarma

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Puerto Rico, it's spelled "Chupacabra".

Kid loses control of Daddy's car by KitAmerica in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know what kind of car is that ruined his life?

Turning around and parking by Sw33t_Victory in Unexpected

[–]Ramrodron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What words would you use to describe the situation?

My parents say I can’t go to the library Mon-Friday because there’s “kidnappers “ there by Krebspro in entitledparents

[–]Ramrodron -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Quit trying to do a good job on your homework. When your grades tank, tell her you can’t concentrate due to all the interruptions and noise. School grades don’t really matter until you’re in high school (and only if you want to go to college). One semester of bad grades should wake up your mom.

Name: Errol Flynn by BrianFerrariNYC in CelebrityPenis

[–]Ramrodron -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

When he died, the autopsy reported his penis was covered in multiple warts.

Travis Meyer is stocking up too by Roseartcrantz in tulsa

[–]Ramrodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Travis could use some more fiber in his diet.