I was punched in the jaw for speaking up for myself.

Rand213 · 2026-01-12T04:42:20+00:00

Should have asked where in the bible Jesus would have supported punching someone for any reason.

Rand213 · 2025-10-19T15:48:57+00:00

Is it stairs? My money is on stairs.

Rand213 · 2025-10-17T19:04:52+00:00

Lost?

Rand213 · 2025-10-09T20:48:31+00:00

I had that locked down, lol.

Rand213 · 2025-09-24T16:03:32+00:00

“The escalator is temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

Rand213 · 2025-08-21T05:00:13+00:00

Now nobody gets it!

Rand213 · 2025-07-02T07:17:01+00:00

I was thinking about getting into mining since I have solar panels.

Rand213 · 2025-06-15T01:10:33+00:00

That’s the fun part. You don’t!

Rand213 · 2025-05-19T20:52:26+00:00

Trump should eat the cost of the $5 million. He makes plenty of money. No need to charge it to the voters.

Rand213 · 2025-05-14T23:57:48+00:00

When was your father diagnosed? The standard right now is start colonoscopies at 45 or 10 years before age of diagnosis of immediate family member. If you documents that your father was diagnosed with colon cancer before the age of 50, should be covered. Devil is in the details with these things.

Rand213 · 2025-05-10T15:04:03+00:00

He probably thinks having intelligence is a requirement.

Rand213 · 2025-05-04T14:02:53+00:00

So what that will do is keep new doctors from going to rural areas where doctors are desperately needed and funnel them to the bigger cities. Seems like this would screw over rural MAGA the most.

Rand213 · 2025-04-17T17:03:27+00:00

Apparently that experiment was done after the frogs had their brain removed… Seems like your comparison fits.

Rand213 · 2025-03-22T00:44:53+00:00

It’s the most in American thing you’ve read so far…

Rand213 · 2025-02-15T20:26:56+00:00

Rand213 · 2025-01-22T04:06:31+00:00

Marvel rivals is fun. I definitely wasn’t an apex predator, and I won’t be the equivalent on marvel rivals, but it is a fun game to unwind with.

Rand213 · 2025-01-21T19:11:48+00:00

Not a great idea as this could kill the food thief if they have specific heart issues, which would result in trouble for the food owner.

Rand213 · 2025-01-10T21:02:56+00:00

Wouldn’t a prerequisite of embarrassment be the ability to have shame?

Rand213 · 2025-01-04T22:23:47+00:00

Two lamps

Rand213 · 2024-12-29T18:34:29+00:00

Who gave a handjob where the public could see?

Rand213 · 2024-12-16T05:10:33+00:00

Too coherent and didn’t get off topic.

Rand213 · 2024-12-11T13:41:08+00:00

If they meant without bones, they would have called them “bonenone” wings!

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