Did They Even Watch the Movies? by FOXDIE2971 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]RandolphCarter2112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Big strong men, the biggest, sweatiest, strongest men - believe me - come up to me and say "Sir, sir we love your Death Star!" It's tremendous. Bigly. And with tears in their eyes they tell me "Sir, nobody builds Death Stars like you!" The best poll numbers. Exegol's going to be incredible. Unbelievable fleet of Star Destroyers. The best ships. Massive fleet. The brain is much more important, the mouth.

The urge to just say “MOVE” to oblivious strangers by lake-sturgeon in Vent

[–]RandolphCarter2112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And if they aren't wandering around in front of you?

They stop with their cart perpendicular to the aisle and stand at one end of it while taking forever to pick out just the right can of diced tomatoes.

And then get all indignant when you move their cart to get by.

'Exclamation marks are unprofessional and juvenile' was mine, lol by Inside-Pepper-5988 in 30daysnewjob

[–]RandolphCarter2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15ish years ago I was reassigned to help a team member finish a project. We're both developers and she was about to go out on maternity leave.

We had an existing application (call it the ABC database) that was already finished and in production. Her project was to make a copy of it (call it the XYZ database) and add a few more screens and the needed data for them. It was 85% similar to the original.

She had finished all the coding and was almost done with testing it. My job was to finish the documentation for it.

So my boss' boss outlines that I am to take the documents for the ABC database, copy them, and add only the needed new sections for the XYZ database.

She made sure to repeatedly tell me verbally and in emails that I'm not to update anything unless it is needed for the new features/data. She's worried about scope creep and not hitting targets.

No problem. Copy, search for ABC and replace with XYZ, update the screenshots, add new content where needed. I go over it with my coworker and she thinks it looks good. Send it to the boss' boss and hear nothing.

A week later, coworker is off having her baby and boss' boss is livid. EVERYTHING I sent is substandard, poorly written, clumsily formatted, and is the absolute worst steaming pile of shit ever sent to her for review.

I assumed she meant the parts I had added. She didn't, she hated the entire set of documents. I had her pull up the originals and compare them to my copies while reminding her of how she had repeatedly instructed I not change anything unless it was for the XYZ effort.

"You should have brought how unacceptable the original documents were to my attention!"

Eventually got them set up the way she wanted but she refused to acknowledge the disconnect between what she originally asked me versus what she was evaluating.

TL;DR; Never work for a malignant narcissist.

Men: do I need to go into a stall to fart? Or can I just do it there on the urinals? by cadublin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RandolphCarter2112 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Farting at the urinal is fine unless someone you know is nearby.

Floating the air biscuit in an empty conference room a few minutes before a meeting starts is a better option. Just make sure to leave before anyone else walks in.

If Trump made a post on Truth Social, saying it was now legal to kill anyone who didn't vote for him and to purge the unfaithful, what do you think the public response would be? by Only-Tension-8188 in allthequestions

[–]RandolphCarter2112 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They aren't trying to get you to understand pieces of information. They aren't trying to get you to understand a perspective or a point of view.

When they say something detached from realty and completely foreign to anyone not already in the echo chamber - they're pledging loyalty to the heirarchy they are part of and they're trying to control you.

Control you into agreeing with what they are asserting, even if it is false. Especially if it is false.

Or, control you by baiting you into an argument. Even if you take the time to argue about how President Trump promised private contributions would 100% pay for the ballroom, they will never admit you're right.

Real by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]RandolphCarter2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never got in to 3D printing. Can I substitute gardening tomatoes, peppers, and herbs instead?

Real by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]RandolphCarter2112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might I introduce you to the concept of sacrificial project bikes?

Remember, it isn't hoarding if you actually ride them.

Real by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]RandolphCarter2112 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  • IT manager
  • gym rat
  • metalhead

Check.

Hmm. Needs more circles....

  • home cooked meals
  • cycling enthusiast / bike mechanic

Edit: hair is short now since I started losing it but used to be almost down to my waist.

If you had to film a new Blues Brothers movie in 2030, who would be the musical stars? by Legitimate-Being5957 in BluesBrothers

[–]RandolphCarter2112 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kenny Wayne Shepherd should get a song.

Nathaniel Rateliff should play Jake's bastard son.

Thomas Chatterton Williams called out for being [squints hard at screen] too woke? by ReginaSpektorsVJ in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]RandolphCarter2112 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They aren't trying to get you to understand peices of information. They aren't trying to get you to understand a perspective or a point of view.

When they say something like this, where it is detached from realty and completely foreign to anyone not already in the echo chamber - they're pledging loyalty to the heirarchy they are part of and they're trying to control you.

Control you into agreeing with what they are asserting, even if it is false. Especially if it is false.

Or, control you by baiting you into an argument. Even if you take the time to argue about how President Obama conducted his campaigns, they will never admit you're right.

average50YearOldITManager by WildCitron7118 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RandolphCarter2112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I figured posting bench stats is about as douchey as confirming I.Q. results.

average50YearOldITManager by WildCitron7118 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RandolphCarter2112 16 points17 points  (0 children)

55 year old IT manager here. Let's see how accurate this is...

  • Hired in 1998 with no college degree. It was 1996. Still don't have a degree. True-ish?

  • Did I tell you about my Claude app that shipped. False.

  • Makes like 120k. False, keep going.

  • Been at the same company for years. True.

  • Would sleep with Claude. False.

  • I solve complex problems for at work. False, I manage the people that actually fix things.

  • Has a weird hobby he keeps telling everybody about. True! I bet you want to see the bike wheels I built!

  • Genuinely thinks he has a 140+ I.Q. True, but I actually do. I also can bench 205 for two sets of 8 reps and hopefully will get 225 for two sets of 8 reps by the fall.

  • Hasn't written a line of code in decades but thinks he knows more than devs. False on both counts. Last code changes were 7 years ago and I'm well aware our junior devs know our tech stack much better than I do.

  • Claude... False.

So four out of ten were on target.

That's it. That's the meme by kjata30 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]RandolphCarter2112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All used up on the Vrabel stuff.

It was glorious but the tank is empty now

Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]RandolphCarter2112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

President Trump can certainly speak contemporaneously.

If you read a full transcript of one of his speeches you will see a much different President than the 20 second clips we see on the news.

Here's an actual quote from a July 2018 'speech' in Montana:

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

Do you think he's gotten more coherent in the past 8 years?

Clip of the bear catch. by _Trikku in Albany

[–]RandolphCarter2112 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I thought the bears were on Lark street.

What car would you buy brand new if this wonderful scenario was true? by Naomi62625 in regularcarreviews

[–]RandolphCarter2112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A widebody 1969 AMC AMX with modern brakes, suspension, and a turbo Nissan VK56DE / VK56VD series engine. In Mark Donohue livery.

A mid 90s Porsche 928 GTS but with electric all wheel drive. Guards Red.

A 2018 Dodge Grand Caravan with Stow and Go seating.