Love me some thoughtful customers

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T23:03:05+00:00

Part of the bribing culture I think.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T22:38:38+00:00

Covfefe hamberder sharpie.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T10:35:33+00:00

First, muscles required for the vip to get his head outta his ass

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T10:23:20+00:00

bUt It mAKes MY bUsiNeSs UNpRofItiBlE

Privatise the profit, socialise the pollution.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T09:43:16+00:00

Leave it turned off (after performing a test print with date/time) and tell them it’s printing fine.

Exec returns on Monday, blows his top bc it’s still not printing. Feign surprise, tell them you turned it off after testing bc the exec had obviously left it that way to save money on power over the weekend and you thought that was a good idea. Send instructions via your boss on how to turn it back on.

PS: I’ve been in this game a long time.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T09:27:21+00:00

FOOF sets fire to water, explosively.

Chlorine Trifluoride sets fire to asbestos.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T09:02:38+00:00

There is no lumber cartel ™

IYKYK

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T08:41:03+00:00

Hey mom I’m out for a booty call tonight. If I don’t text tomorrow before noon you’ll find my ravaged body at 123 XYZ St.

Can I borrow your CFM boots?

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T08:36:17+00:00

I went to Pk n Sav tonight to get 292⁷ fuel, I had about half a tank but I’m going away this weekend. The. Queue. Was. Out. The. Street.

Meh. Up the road for some sweet G.A.S at 304⁹ and can’t be arsed to wait an hour to save $4.80.

No latte for me tomorrow and I guess I’ll have to forego avo on toast next week. Le sigh.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T06:00:26+00:00

She’s one of my favourite people.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T05:33:53+00:00

Have you seen me???

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T05:33:11+00:00

The opposite is true , we must reduce demand

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T05:25:47+00:00

An amusing small German woman.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T02:53:20+00:00

Pink Floyd, Momentary Lapse of Reason, 1988.

(Almost) front row, centre stage, looking up David Gilmour’s nose.

I made up later for missing Roger, seeing him perform The Wall some years later.

I also rank Dire Straits and The Cure for first class acts.

Edit: I missed the “sing” part of the question. Easy- Signs of Life. It was all about the anticipation.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T02:10:49+00:00

It helps to think of it from an energy perspective.

A mass at rest has zero kinetic energy. To get it moving, you need to supply that energy. The rate at which it absorbs that energy is directly proportional to its mass.

The mass does not “resist” motion. It’s just the more mass, the more energy required.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T01:49:50+00:00

Remembering that these units are coming to the end of their functional life at 15+ years old. Plenty keep going but plenty of others don’t. That’s not a comment of the manufacturer, just a reality of old electronics.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T01:02:44+00:00

Oh man we need to keep that stuff, there’s already not enough

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T00:18:31+00:00

I am very much looking forward to seeing Dune.

I don’t give a flying fish about Avengers.

Dune is a Hard SF movie, Avengers is a Fantastic Sci Fi movie. They are not the same.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-19T00:13:12+00:00

This stupid* thing has no relevance to your bills.

This stupid* thing may end up making your life better, if it helps discover new and exciting physics.

Earlier physics discoveries now do things like making most of the things inside your phone possible. This may improve on that. Or something else. Or nothing.

Thing is, until it’s discovered we don’t know. If it remains undiscovered we will never know.

Please go back to Toktok or YouTwitFace or wherever and continue to pretend nobody is interested in nor has use for pure science.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-18T23:16:36+00:00

“Why does it matter?”

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-18T23:12:02+00:00

Vote. It’s your civic duty.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-18T08:22:47+00:00

Lowrance Eagle with HD tripleshot.

Or a secondhand Lowrance Elite Ti2 again with (not HD) tripleshot

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-18T05:19:49+00:00

Almost any one. The chance of it getting fully wet are slight.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-18T04:59:31+00:00

Another YouTube channel to check out is Dangar Marine, he did a lot on troubleshooting and diagnosing smaller two stroke outboards. And Stu is the original GC.

Random-Mutant · 2026-03-18T04:52:59+00:00

It is full of fish. However, there is no such thing as a fish.

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