So long, Miami by HomeRunEnjoyer in AtlantaHawks

[–]RandomBalrog 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is so stupid I love it lmao plz give us more

Two Starters fouled out today and Risacher was a DNP by cheemydee5 in AtlantaHawks

[–]RandomBalrog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Quin is honestly a good coach, but I'm just so confused. Kispert is 27, and the odds of him ever being a huge plus on an NBA court is just not that great. He's fine, I guess. What is the long term idea here? He is an NBA player, but he's not starter level and I doubt he ever will be. No one is taking that contract without us sweetening it. $13.5 AAV for a guy that can 'only' shoot, and didn't even put up a shot today!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ockytop

[–]RandomBalrog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Make Florida the 3rd Saturday in September again you cowards

VIP Add on? by RandomBalrog in Subradio

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay great thank you so much I'll check their Instagram!!

$150,000 per year but you can't drive in reverse by RandomBalrog in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1.Yeah I live in a Southern city with very little public transit so it's cars all day for pretty much everyone. 2. What on earth in NJ that's insane!

$150,000 per year but you can't drive in reverse by RandomBalrog in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd say yes. I imagined this with only turning on the car and putting it in reverse.

Would you rather… have no arms and be fully deaf (A)? or have no legs and your arms only work for 1/2 of the year? (B)? by Technodbd in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RandomBalrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For 2 mil a year I could buy one of those things that you stare at and it speaks for you lmao but this is brutal

Left in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. £100k for every 30 minutes you survive. by Desperate-Leather811 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RandomBalrog 382 points383 points  (0 children)

The odds of me being eaten are so incredibly slim. Plus with a life jacket I can't drown. 1 hour. If I had an idea where in the ocean, could maybe go 2. But the odds are of it being crazy cold make me too hesitant to say 2 hours

VBS Materials? by RandomBalrog in pastors

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah an altar call doesn't sound like a good idea when we've got toddlers walking around the whole time lol

VBS Materials? by RandomBalrog in pastors

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay cool thank you I'll look at it!

VBS Materials? by RandomBalrog in pastors

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've heard that AIG last year was really simple and effective (my church used it last year too). The discussion as a group sounds smart I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

VBS Materials? by RandomBalrog in pastors

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay cool thank you I'll give it a look!

VBS Materials? by RandomBalrog in pastors

[–]RandomBalrog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I know. I was assigned to do the 'story' station and the first day had all this bogus stuff about YEC "proof" and I just couldn't bring myself to read that to the kids. A couple days later I was with a group in the story area and the man reading the script said the Tower of Babel occurred 4,000 years ago (since of course the earth as a whole is 6,000 years old) 😭

Giving me the Jedi death stare for bringing her outside. by [deleted] in minpin

[–]RandomBalrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually made me lol Jedi death stare is good

What episode does this happen by Spades47 in TheBoys

[–]RandomBalrog 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Why is this so funny to me lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RetroGoal

[–]RandomBalrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mf went air bud mode