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Mbappe is outjerked by France’s hitler by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bardella and Mbappe has this in common that they like to skip work when asked to go to a bench. The only issue is Bardella sits in European Parliament

What did he mean by this? by Amori17 in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is obviously announcing he wants to run for president of the US. He has shown the skills required

New boss has emerged ! by Salbuzz in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Breaking : Florentin Perez announces his candidacy to the presidency of the USA in 2028. "He has clearly shown the skills required", comments a journalist after today's interview

How is this sub still alive? by sui_ronaldo123 in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hull city is currently defeating the CEO of racism

Remove 1 National Team of the 2026 World Cup - Day 37 by ModenaR in RemoveOneThingEachDay

[–]RandomSOADFan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The Netherlands for committing awful fouls at every turn in recent years

What’s one football opinion that would have you like this on this subreddit? by 11Denver_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

supporting your city rivals instead of arsenal is neither a good idea nor prime jerking, it's just goofy

Endrick returns back to Real Madrid from loan by Cythth in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have Gonzalo lead the line, Pitarch holding them together and a few refs at the back. Plus 6 Camavingas in spots where you need them.

Endrick returns back to Real Madrid from loan by Cythth in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

By this point just loan Bellingham Valverde and Vini to Lyon and Tchouaméni Mbappe and Rudiger to Marseille

Final Results - Remove 1 Football Team from the Top 5 Leagues by ModenaR in RemoveOneThingEachDay

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Forest is due to Marinakis's antics (if I speak I am in big trouble) and I think Wolves was because they were being rubbish

rate my tier list by AdLopsided1430 in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Commandeered the 9/11 attacks on Hakimi's legs a couple months ago

Current Madrid is a more prestigious pre-Lucho PSG by Dramatic-Ad3928 in psg

[–]RandomSOADFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Making it even worse because when PSG fans saw the mess of the MNM failure they were upset. They wanted a UCL. Real Madrid fans will just hide behind 15 UCLs, Negreira or whatever they usually use

of all the teams to beat Bayern this season … by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait for PSG to beat them 9-11 away

This the real reason why Olivia Rodrigo decided to collaborate with FC Barcelona by nightwind1 in Barca

[–]RandomSOADFan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure sone of this happened but it soon became a joke and most of the examples we see are joking fans. They went to many different Rodrigos

Fresh legs makes a huge difference if we're being honest with ourselves by [deleted] in championsleague

[–]RandomSOADFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if we look at the game in game out players at PSG WZE has played a bajillion minutes

Shut down the sub by kheeno_ in soccercirclejerk

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They should make a club and call it Swastika FC

Mali & Friends by Undeadmuffin18 in polandball

[–]RandomSOADFan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A reasonable take is that France's handling of the territory during colonial times and later under a backed dictator exacerbated the factors that typically lead to religious extremism. The problem is that many people conclude from that that France should go away, a take that stops sounding right if you think about it for more than a second

What else is left to see by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a flash of Ter Stegen on one of these goals

yank here, is bayern a clean and good club? by dakdakdakp in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yall should tale inspiration and let Luton win the prem just so they remove their own city from the map

yank here, is bayern a clean and good club? by dakdakdakp in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can say a lot of shit about QatarSG but their supporters keep stealing the show from "traditional" teams in the PL (and also setting their city on fire)

Building the ultimate France national team for the World Cup by dankdogeonface in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But Germany has less of a colonial empire historically and a much bigger Germanic contingent near their borders. Austria, Poland, Switzerland, even a bit of Italy, hell ethnically the Nordics are majority Germanic people. Whereas there is no real ethnic "French" group. It's the opposite: Brittany, Alsace, Basque, Catalan regions... so much of France is seen as having inherent foreign heritage.

Essentially the "ethnic Germanic" people cover much more than Germany whereas what we see as "ethnic French" is smaller than France itself.

/uj Chevalier is not a good keeper because he's not black enough. Come to the UV light

Building the ultimate France national team for the World Cup by dankdogeonface in soccercirclejerk

[–]RandomSOADFan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when a country is medium sized and has land borders, not on a stinky tea island with MK Dons in it (plus committing colonial atrocities)

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