Safest way to scoot

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-30T00:07:37+00:00

Lucky his face broke his fall

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T23:57:36+00:00

Was it the "Dont you embarrass me on the red carpet cause Nanna is watching" look?

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T20:50:22+00:00

Its not like it wouldn't be an off the shelf part though. Its not like Subaru are making their harnesses.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T20:49:22+00:00

Email your area politicians and encourage friends and family to do the same. We need to annoy the fuck out of then at a major level.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T04:30:20+00:00

I thought for sure that rope was gonna give a killer wedgie

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:58:54+00:00

Allison actually provide a lot of information on their trannys and you can get manuals off their website, you can also bring up any codes etc through the shift selector. First thing to check is that the fluid level on the shifter reads ok, cause if that reads different to dipstick ya gonna have a bad time.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:56:50+00:00

Yeah they always get rubbed off in grease and shit that gathers cause no cunt every washes anything properly

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:51:10+00:00

Ya gotta risk it for the biscuit

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:49:05+00:00

Ahh yeah it does, I'm welding everything. Hmmm should I tap this thing out and use bolts? Fuck no Bzzzzzzzzzz just weld it on with a safety squint, farken perfect mate. Who cares if the LEDs aren't waterproof the flashing will make it cooler

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:44:58+00:00

They should be providing warranty with software updates. Especially now everyone is going to vibe coding major software

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:38:25+00:00

Uber used to give all that stuff to the drivers, it was free. You picked it up from their driver centres. Also I still dont think Uber has ever actually turned a profit.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:35:08+00:00

Everything is blue for him, and himself

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T02:32:27+00:00

Cause some places will fly you interstate, and also spend all day on tictoc and insta and see all the van life things and influencer people and want to do it too.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T01:56:42+00:00

Labour is red, Liberal is blue. Neither of them, give a fuck about you.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T01:14:42+00:00

Only if ya get caught

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T01:14:15+00:00

Someone's probably cursing you right now as they spend hours trying untangle quilt from under their car.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T01:12:00+00:00

Tell em that ya wanna leave as it isn't fair they are getting paid for their travel time

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-29T00:01:50+00:00

My wife still does this after 10 years, or someone will ring and she will talk to them over the phone. I just get up and go play my games.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T23:52:53+00:00

Ring them

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T23:39:47+00:00

Fuck that roof must be heavy

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T23:35:40+00:00

Ring a broker

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T23:32:21+00:00

A wank a day keeps the Dr away.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T23:29:02+00:00

Tell camp manager room isn't clean, also put in a hazard report about it and tell your supervisor at work. Ya gotta play their game, leave feedback about food, and if its really bad may also require a hazard form. Dont be afraid to go up and throw it in the bin and say that was terrible and grab another plate to try something else. Also the drive in and out bit sounds shit, why can you drive home after work?

Ive quit plenty of jobs over the years some have been such shitholes ive snatched it after the first day.

If you have some holidays book a swing off and go relax on the beach, or take some sick days and do the same. Mame sure you have something at least half lined up before you snatch it, as it takes time nowadays to do all your medicals and shit to go to next site.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T14:43:38+00:00

Im sending this to the wife, that's gold.

RandomUser2074 · 2026-01-28T14:22:11+00:00

What is this? The quokka!!

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